Found this. Too funny!
http://www.sarcasmsociety.com/sarcasticquotes/
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Lovin' It!!
For those of us who like being rude without getting in someone's face about it...
http://passiveaggressivenotes.wordpress.com/
http://passiveaggressivenotes.wordpress.com/
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
More sex stuff you just shouldn't say...
Strangeplaces.net
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out
11. Person 1: This is your first time... right?
Person 2: Yeah... today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth...
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. I want a baby!
30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
41. I wish we got the Playboy channel...
42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow
45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance...
47. No, really... I do this part better myself!
48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
49. This would be more fun with a few more people..
50. You're almost as good as my ex!
51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
53. You look younger than you feel
54. Perhaps you're just out of practice
55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash
57. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated
60. What tampon?
61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64. I have a confession...
65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
69. You'll stil vote for me, won't you?
70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72. Did you come yet, dear?
73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75. Does this count as a date?
76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77. Hic! I need another beer for this please
78. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
79. You can cook, too right?
80. When would you like to meet my parents?
81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
Woman: Yourself?
82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names
84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
88. Sorry but I don't do toes!
89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer"
93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95. Is this a sin too?
96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
98. Long kisses clog my sinuses...
99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out
11. Person 1: This is your first time... right?
Person 2: Yeah... today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth...
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. I want a baby!
30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
41. I wish we got the Playboy channel...
42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow
45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance...
47. No, really... I do this part better myself!
48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
49. This would be more fun with a few more people..
50. You're almost as good as my ex!
51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
53. You look younger than you feel
54. Perhaps you're just out of practice
55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash
57. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated
60. What tampon?
61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64. I have a confession...
65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
69. You'll stil vote for me, won't you?
70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72. Did you come yet, dear?
73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75. Does this count as a date?
76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77. Hic! I need another beer for this please
78. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
79. You can cook, too right?
80. When would you like to meet my parents?
81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
Woman: Yourself?
82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names
84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
88. Sorry but I don't do toes!
89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer"
93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95. Is this a sin too?
96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
98. Long kisses clog my sinuses...
99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?
Yes, the official "What not to say in bed" list on a message board jewel I found...
Doin' a lot of internet self sexing, eh? Maybe you should keep it that way...
You looked so much better on cam than in person...
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All right, dammit, who let the gross guy in here???
Damn honey your just about as good as my sister.
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Rude, Rude and WHAT THE HELL???????
Are you in yet?
Turn the lights on......Oh wait turn them back off.
That reminds me of my little brothers
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If it burns the condom, won't that have some sort of negative effect on your parts, as well???
Do you smell rubber burning??
Did you say CRUMBS or CRABS???
They're crumbs, I swear
Dude, seriously... get in the moment, here...
Did you remember to lock the back door??
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Said it before, will say it a hundred more times, men DO need directions or help into where they're SUPPOSED to go.
wrong hole
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You looked so much better on cam than in person...
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All right, dammit, who let the gross guy in here???
Damn honey your just about as good as my sister.
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Rude, Rude and WHAT THE HELL???????
Are you in yet?
Turn the lights on......Oh wait turn them back off.
That reminds me of my little brothers
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If it burns the condom, won't that have some sort of negative effect on your parts, as well???
Do you smell rubber burning??
Did you say CRUMBS or CRABS???
They're crumbs, I swear
Dude, seriously... get in the moment, here...
Did you remember to lock the back door??
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Said it before, will say it a hundred more times, men DO need directions or help into where they're SUPPOSED to go.
wrong hole
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Not really a "funny" per se, but a good read
Please, don't let yourself go to hell in a handbasket. She may not know how to tell you that you've turned into a pudgy pile of smelly shit, but she may hint at it. LOL
Seriously - this guy is right on in most everything he says. I will have to investigate his site more and root to see what I can find!!!
http://www.averagesinglemale.com/Three-Keys.html
Seriously - this guy is right on in most everything he says. I will have to investigate his site more and root to see what I can find!!!
http://www.averagesinglemale.com/Three-Keys.html
Thursday, April 5, 2007
masturbation and religion?
masturbation and religion? (Holy shit you gave up what for lent?)
How many people have been told that masturbation is against their religion but still do it? I have. Right now I am giving it up for lent, thank god only a few more days, and my wife just had a baby 2 weeks ago, so no play for me in a while...lol. Anyone else?
Response #1: (I was a naughty catholic girl)
I suppose growing up Catholic, some nun along the way said something about touching oneself as being "bad". Like most things I learned in the Catholic church, I ignored this advice.
Response #2: (I like to get in the mood by fixing myself a good stiff drink)
Good Lord, isn't it hard enough getting laid without playing hard to get with yourself???
Response #3: (Jacking off is bad um-kay)
I always heard that masturbation was "bad" because it wasn't procreative (is that a word?) - and that sex was something you did with your spouse, not yourself. Luckily I learned that there's not a thing wrong with masturbating!
Response #4: (I am all for masterbation if it saves the kids...)
I consider myself to be religious and I don't think that under certain circumstances mastrubation is NOT bad at all. More and more conservative Theologens are supporting masturbation for un-married folks in lew of falling victim to premarital sex.
Response #5: (Oh my you bad boy. Do you want to play dirty catholic girl?)
I believe that this message comes across in many forms. from the way we made fun of it as kids, to this kind of hidden message that it's bad for some reason, i do believe people get that message. growing up, i went through a lot of pain because of that very message. i thought i was unclean and unsaved because i had to use this as an outlet. i believed i was sinning and evil to the core. then i read a book Orle (sp?) Roberts wrote geared toward teens. In it he adressed this and said that it wasnt directly written about, and kind of said that in his mind it was okay. that really gave me a lot of relief, because i was really beating myself up over it. no, i do not believe it is a sin, and when i am in the mood i do it. it provides outlet for fantasies i cannot live, and it bridges the gap between my drive and my wife's lesser drive. i see it as a healthy extension of my sex life, and i enjoy it.
Response #6: ( a bit of history, do we really care?)
Christian churches have misinterpreted a passage in Genesis 38 about Onan "spilling his seed" and incurring God's wrath as a teaching against masterbation. The real point (in most Biblical scholars view) is that Onan was supposed to impregnate his dead brother's wife (Tamar) and practiced "coitus interuptus" instead. He did this because of the way inheritances worked. If she had a son, he would stand to inherit a piece of his father's estate (the father in question was Judah). Onan didn't want his share diluted by this extra share. So God smote him. Tamar ended up seducing Judah himself and her son's lineage led to King David and eventually to Jesus
Response #7: ( The bible as a great smut book)
I have some issues with the lesson in this book of the Bible. God smote Onan for spilling his seed on the ground to avoid impregnating his dead brother's wife and losing a hunk of his inheritance but it was OK for her to seduce and be impregnated by her father in law. It's little things like this that make me take a less than literal view of the Bible. I do not honestly believe there is anything that indicates masturbation is outlawed by any major religion in the world. I was reading about the Puritans the other night. They had some very strict laws about what was and wasn't acceptable. I think a great many of the taboos they dreamed up have become the basis for many of the hang-ups we have today.
Response #8: (you mean it is wrong for me to skip out on work to play with myself?)
As a christian, my point of view is this. Most look at it in the same light as alcoholism, Is it bibicaly wrong to drink? Absolutly not. What is wrong is when it gets out of hand and we fall into to the wrongs associated with out of control alcoholism or masturbation. Is it wrong to refuse your spouse sex then go masturbate? Yes. Is it wrong to neglect your job to masturbate? Yes. Is it wrong to neglect your children to masturbate? Yes. As for the story of Onan in Gen 38, the Lord was angry NOT for spilling his seed, but for failing to using it to impregnate his "relative".
Response #9: (Masturbation = happy less crabby people)
Well I suppose that one should not avoid their job, partner, children but one might be jollier if they alleviate themselves on occasion. To masturbate does not mean that these other things are going by the wayside. And likewise, if I have no "relative" does that mean I should be dry til I find one? I sure hope not.
Response from poster: ( Is lent over yet?)
Great posts. I only stopped because i found myself half way through lent, my wife was about to give birth and I hadn't given anything up for lent. So I figured that I would give up masturbation. I only have a few more days. Its been 2 weeks, so I'm sure I can wait a few more days, but man has it been hard.
Response # 10: (555-5555 and you too can talk to god... he said it was all right for me to get frisky with my johnson- it is all good.)
I find that I had to have a conversation with God and as a matter of course know that masturbation is a fine and loving thing to give myself. As a child I did not find religion to be kind or overly loving really. Rather demonizing actually. I like my current deal. And if I had to wait til I was coupled or having sex with someone else that would be rather lonely and oft a long wait. Better to be happy and satisfied. There are so many other things that just are not so good in life. Why deprive yourself of something so satisfying that is not harming others. It is a good thing.
How many people have been told that masturbation is against their religion but still do it? I have. Right now I am giving it up for lent, thank god only a few more days, and my wife just had a baby 2 weeks ago, so no play for me in a while...lol. Anyone else?
Response #1: (I was a naughty catholic girl)
I suppose growing up Catholic, some nun along the way said something about touching oneself as being "bad". Like most things I learned in the Catholic church, I ignored this advice.
Response #2: (I like to get in the mood by fixing myself a good stiff drink)
Good Lord, isn't it hard enough getting laid without playing hard to get with yourself???
Response #3: (Jacking off is bad um-kay)
I always heard that masturbation was "bad" because it wasn't procreative (is that a word?) - and that sex was something you did with your spouse, not yourself. Luckily I learned that there's not a thing wrong with masturbating!
Response #4: (I am all for masterbation if it saves the kids...)
I consider myself to be religious and I don't think that under certain circumstances mastrubation is NOT bad at all. More and more conservative Theologens are supporting masturbation for un-married folks in lew of falling victim to premarital sex.
Response #5: (Oh my you bad boy. Do you want to play dirty catholic girl?)
I believe that this message comes across in many forms. from the way we made fun of it as kids, to this kind of hidden message that it's bad for some reason, i do believe people get that message. growing up, i went through a lot of pain because of that very message. i thought i was unclean and unsaved because i had to use this as an outlet. i believed i was sinning and evil to the core. then i read a book Orle (sp?) Roberts wrote geared toward teens. In it he adressed this and said that it wasnt directly written about, and kind of said that in his mind it was okay. that really gave me a lot of relief, because i was really beating myself up over it. no, i do not believe it is a sin, and when i am in the mood i do it. it provides outlet for fantasies i cannot live, and it bridges the gap between my drive and my wife's lesser drive. i see it as a healthy extension of my sex life, and i enjoy it.
Response #6: ( a bit of history, do we really care?)
Christian churches have misinterpreted a passage in Genesis 38 about Onan "spilling his seed" and incurring God's wrath as a teaching against masterbation. The real point (in most Biblical scholars view) is that Onan was supposed to impregnate his dead brother's wife (Tamar) and practiced "coitus interuptus" instead. He did this because of the way inheritances worked. If she had a son, he would stand to inherit a piece of his father's estate (the father in question was Judah). Onan didn't want his share diluted by this extra share. So God smote him. Tamar ended up seducing Judah himself and her son's lineage led to King David and eventually to Jesus
Response #7: ( The bible as a great smut book)
I have some issues with the lesson in this book of the Bible. God smote Onan for spilling his seed on the ground to avoid impregnating his dead brother's wife and losing a hunk of his inheritance but it was OK for her to seduce and be impregnated by her father in law. It's little things like this that make me take a less than literal view of the Bible. I do not honestly believe there is anything that indicates masturbation is outlawed by any major religion in the world. I was reading about the Puritans the other night. They had some very strict laws about what was and wasn't acceptable. I think a great many of the taboos they dreamed up have become the basis for many of the hang-ups we have today.
Response #8: (you mean it is wrong for me to skip out on work to play with myself?)
As a christian, my point of view is this. Most look at it in the same light as alcoholism, Is it bibicaly wrong to drink? Absolutly not. What is wrong is when it gets out of hand and we fall into to the wrongs associated with out of control alcoholism or masturbation. Is it wrong to refuse your spouse sex then go masturbate? Yes. Is it wrong to neglect your job to masturbate? Yes. Is it wrong to neglect your children to masturbate? Yes. As for the story of Onan in Gen 38, the Lord was angry NOT for spilling his seed, but for failing to using it to impregnate his "relative".
Response #9: (Masturbation = happy less crabby people)
Well I suppose that one should not avoid their job, partner, children but one might be jollier if they alleviate themselves on occasion. To masturbate does not mean that these other things are going by the wayside. And likewise, if I have no "relative" does that mean I should be dry til I find one? I sure hope not.
Response from poster: ( Is lent over yet?)
Great posts. I only stopped because i found myself half way through lent, my wife was about to give birth and I hadn't given anything up for lent. So I figured that I would give up masturbation. I only have a few more days. Its been 2 weeks, so I'm sure I can wait a few more days, but man has it been hard.
Response # 10: (555-5555 and you too can talk to god... he said it was all right for me to get frisky with my johnson- it is all good.)
I find that I had to have a conversation with God and as a matter of course know that masturbation is a fine and loving thing to give myself. As a child I did not find religion to be kind or overly loving really. Rather demonizing actually. I like my current deal. And if I had to wait til I was coupled or having sex with someone else that would be rather lonely and oft a long wait. Better to be happy and satisfied. There are so many other things that just are not so good in life. Why deprive yourself of something so satisfying that is not harming others. It is a good thing.
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
It can change?
Change in size at 65 (by wbc_45 on Apr-2-07, 1 da 11 hr ago)
Just after my #65 birthday, my organ changed in sixe & shape. It had always been normal, straight and thick, bingo-it crooked up, and is about 1/2 size when errect. Does not look like mine anymore, any ideas, anyone?
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Why or WHY do people seem so stupid??
This was on JSO today...
Seems impossible, but could it be? (by Baby11612 on Mar-31-07, 13 min ago)
First of all I must mention that I have a two yr old and know about this kind of stuff, really, but still, I know this ques is completely ridiculous!!
I am in my second pack of Yasmin and am doing fine on it, etc. (I was on it in the past). Last month I got my period during the placebo week as predicted and although my period is not for another week and a half, I am wondering if I could be pregnant. I have been VERY nauseous for a week straight and won't eat all day, but then I'll have a craving for a burger and eat that and a hot dog and chicken wings (Yeah, haha). My mood has been TERRIBLE ups and downs. I do take antidepressants for depression and anxiety but my mood is just out of control right now. Well I took two preg tests this week, one in pm and other in am and they were negative. Could it be that it may not show up or something because I'm on the Pill? From a person that never gets sick like this, I am just confused. I don't want to be taking the Pill if I'm pregnant and do damage! I know this ques is really stupid but I just figured I'd see anyway. Thanks!
Lisa(30) Bryan(27) and.....little Julia, 2 years old!
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goodness. I love how she first starts it out as she knows this all. But thinks she is pregnant on birth control WITH bfns.
Seems impossible, but could it be? (by Baby11612 on Mar-31-07, 13 min ago)
First of all I must mention that I have a two yr old and know about this kind of stuff, really, but still, I know this ques is completely ridiculous!!
I am in my second pack of Yasmin and am doing fine on it, etc. (I was on it in the past). Last month I got my period during the placebo week as predicted and although my period is not for another week and a half, I am wondering if I could be pregnant. I have been VERY nauseous for a week straight and won't eat all day, but then I'll have a craving for a burger and eat that and a hot dog and chicken wings (Yeah, haha). My mood has been TERRIBLE ups and downs. I do take antidepressants for depression and anxiety but my mood is just out of control right now. Well I took two preg tests this week, one in pm and other in am and they were negative. Could it be that it may not show up or something because I'm on the Pill? From a person that never gets sick like this, I am just confused. I don't want to be taking the Pill if I'm pregnant and do damage! I know this ques is really stupid but I just figured I'd see anyway. Thanks!
Lisa(30) Bryan(27) and.....little Julia, 2 years old!
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goodness. I love how she first starts it out as she knows this all. But thinks she is pregnant on birth control WITH bfns.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
The tip is like a bright red beacon in the night!
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I say don't shave em, You should wax em!
Shaving For A Doctor??? (Honey, doctors have seen it all but a little trim never hurt anyone.)
Hey I'm a kid who is 14 years old. I have a doctor's appointment coming up and I'm not sure if I should shave my balls or not. I don't want to look like a fool and just have hair everywhere, but I also do not want him to say something awkward like, "hey i see that you shave ur balls" or something along those lines. Just wondering, what do you do and what does the doctor say? I thought that I should shave them so that it is obvious that I shaved but there is still a reasonable amount of hair there. Please post what you do and what has happened.
Resonse #1: ( You know, I really like to play with my hair balls, they feel so furry between my... oh yeah where was I? ... Um, like I was saying...)
Hold off on the shaving. Your doctor has seen more balls, hairy and not, and yours will not be a surprise to him. You take the chance of you nicking yourself shaving and then having to explain that to him. Don't get too hung up on the amount of hair you have. Go get some old movies where the heros actually had bodies that were obviously male - they had hair on their chests and no doubt quite a bit below as well. Have fun with the doc - ask everything you want to know....
Response #2: (Whoa partner... I so want to be John Wayne! Now let me tell you how I wear my hair styled down there. I put just a little gel in and comb it over to the side. When I am frisky I wear it like a mohawk and tint it blue! If you want I can show you how... BTW I'll be waiting to hear how the appt went!)
Whoa partner...slow down. Why would a 14 year old boy even think about shaving his balls, especially for a doctor's appoinment? Pubic hair is a natural part of human development. Along with the hair comes increased penis and testicle size. These are signs that you are growing up. Granted as an adult male I do like the feel and appearnce of cropped pubic hair and keep mine relatively short and my balls shaved...but I don't understand why a kid would want to shave that area. My suggestion is you go to see your doctor just as you are. That way he can see that you are developing and maturing on schedule. Besides, there will be plenty of time for shaving, if that is something you really want to do, later. And FYI, when the hair grows back it itches like a mother. So go see the doctor, have fun and let me know how things go.
Hey I'm a kid who is 14 years old. I have a doctor's appointment coming up and I'm not sure if I should shave my balls or not. I don't want to look like a fool and just have hair everywhere, but I also do not want him to say something awkward like, "hey i see that you shave ur balls" or something along those lines. Just wondering, what do you do and what does the doctor say? I thought that I should shave them so that it is obvious that I shaved but there is still a reasonable amount of hair there. Please post what you do and what has happened.
Resonse #1: ( You know, I really like to play with my hair balls, they feel so furry between my... oh yeah where was I? ... Um, like I was saying...)
Hold off on the shaving. Your doctor has seen more balls, hairy and not, and yours will not be a surprise to him. You take the chance of you nicking yourself shaving and then having to explain that to him. Don't get too hung up on the amount of hair you have. Go get some old movies where the heros actually had bodies that were obviously male - they had hair on their chests and no doubt quite a bit below as well. Have fun with the doc - ask everything you want to know....
Response #2: (Whoa partner... I so want to be John Wayne! Now let me tell you how I wear my hair styled down there. I put just a little gel in and comb it over to the side. When I am frisky I wear it like a mohawk and tint it blue! If you want I can show you how... BTW I'll be waiting to hear how the appt went!)
Whoa partner...slow down. Why would a 14 year old boy even think about shaving his balls, especially for a doctor's appoinment? Pubic hair is a natural part of human development. Along with the hair comes increased penis and testicle size. These are signs that you are growing up. Granted as an adult male I do like the feel and appearnce of cropped pubic hair and keep mine relatively short and my balls shaved...but I don't understand why a kid would want to shave that area. My suggestion is you go to see your doctor just as you are. That way he can see that you are developing and maturing on schedule. Besides, there will be plenty of time for shaving, if that is something you really want to do, later. And FYI, when the hair grows back it itches like a mother. So go see the doctor, have fun and let me know how things go.
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