Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Yes, the official "What not to say in bed" list on a message board jewel I found...

Doin' a lot of internet self sexing, eh? Maybe you should keep it that way...

You looked so much better on cam than in person...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
All right, dammit, who let the gross guy in here???

Damn honey your just about as good as my sister.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rude, Rude and WHAT THE HELL???????

Are you in yet?

Turn the lights on......Oh wait turn them back off.

That reminds me of my little brothers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If it burns the condom, won't that have some sort of negative effect on your parts, as well???
Do you smell rubber burning??

Did you say CRUMBS or CRABS???

They're crumbs, I swear

Dude, seriously... get in the moment, here...
Did you remember to lock the back door??
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Said it before, will say it a hundred more times, men DO need directions or help into where they're SUPPOSED to go.

wrong hole

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

No comments: