ACLU and Breast Feeding (Rather graphic and rude, and hell, I don't HAVE to add much...)
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 10:49 PM
Lactating Ladies sounds like either a movie title for a sick porn flick or a song...
WHO calls bf'ing having their child "on the tit"?
So a woman in the middle of a very busy and crowded Toys'R'Us decides to pop her titty out and begin suckling her child. A store employee asks her if she could refrain or use the family bathroom in the store (which is why they have those for you lactating ladies). The woman, in a flurry of self-righteousness, says "I know my rights! My child is on the tit! I can feed it when and wherever I want! Even in front of these children with their parents who will be asking questions in the car on the way home, that yeah, maybe their parents didn't want to address yet. But I don't care because I'm a breastfeeding bitch and I'm going to make a scene instead of just going to a private area!"
So when the woman started making a scene and causing a disturbance, they called security on her ass. Might have something to do with the fact that she was causing a disturbance in a very crowded mall on the anniversary of September 11th... *shrugs*.... just maybe.
Now the ACLU is trying to sue Toys'R'Us. Give me a fucking break. The lady should have just gone to the bathroom instead of screaming in the middle of the store. It may be a "civil right" but so are a lot of other things that aren't neccessarily appropriate.
Funny little quote I hear a lot from older, wiser Americans. "Your rights end where mine begin." Think about it.
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Never too young to tell your child that some people want to breastfeed in public and that some people are freaking PERVS
Natural child care and porn aren't the topic. Not all parents want to have to explain to their 5 year old why that lady has a baby sucking on her breast, some parents like to wait until their children can fully comprehend what they're being told.
If someone complained that her breastfeeding made them uncomfortable in the middle of a crowded store, then the store has the right to ask her to do it in private or somewhere else. Her making a scene about it and having security called on her for being belligerent is no one's fault but her own.
I couldn't care less if someone is breast feeding in front of me. I've got tits I know what they look like, but if someone says, "Hey, could you stop doing that in front of my kids?" she should have been graceful enough to not do it there. She could have walked into the nearest Wal-mart and walked around barefoot with her tit hanging out and I'm sure no one would have cared... but someone there did.
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Millitant breastfeeders? LMAO And if I find out that anyone I know is still breastfeeding their child at the age of 5, oh, I'm going to wonder about you
Breastfeeding isn't a crime. I'm not crazy about these militant breastfeeders, but the woman was standing up for her rights. And I do feel a little uncomfortable when I seeing someone breastfeeding in public, but the argument that people shouldn't do it because small children might see is ridiculous. In some cultures five year olds still breastfeed! Any parent who doesn't want to explain that to their child should leave the kid at home. The rest of society shouldn't pander to these overprotective parents. By being reluctant to simply say to the child, "That mommy is feeding her baby. I did that when you were a baby," the parents are teaching the kids that the most natural act in the world is dirty.
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Having a child = "squirting out a pup" - wow, who knew? I WANNA BE A BREEDER, TOO!!! Second paragraph - too funny. BF'ing will make your kid be a drain on society.
I agree with the notion that society shouldn't pander to overprotective parents. I also feel that parents should not be given special benefits soley because they squirted out a pup. Too many breeders think the fucking world revolves around their brat(s). Breasts serve a biological function. I can't stand militant anything, but this shouldn't have been such a big deal. I personally don't care to see a baby drinking milk straight from the tit, so I choose not to stare at a woman when she is feeding her child this way.
I also think if you are old enough to ask for it, then you're too old to have it. I knew a four year old who nursed. His mother was really into the La Leche League or whatever it's called and sent him to Montessori private schools and did all the supposedly right crunchy granola earth mother things she thought were good for him. This kid grew up to rob a convenience store.
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Oh, my... so eloquent. Just full of all sorts of jewels. Read on...
people have rights, and i reserve the right not to have to look at some bitch's nasty tittie and her disgusting potato lump of a baby sucking on it in public. that may be how the baby is fed, but the baby does not have to drink exclusively from the breast. there are breast pumps, you can put your breast milk into a bottle to feed to your child when in a public place. i dont think it is such a matter of "my child doesnt need to see this yet" but a matter of no one needs to see that. i do not want to look at some womans boobies. and yes, i could look else where, but i should not have to, i should not be inconvinienced because someone decided to have a baby and feed it strictly from the breast only. it is disrespectful to the people around you, and only a truly trashy bitch would pull a stunt like this.
I FEEL a little dirty after this last one...
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
If the fact that screwing me *could* make your dick turn green and fall off, do you mind not knowing right away???
Original Post:
I belong to several online dating sites (i.e. Match). I see men who specify "Drug & Disease Free and looking for same". I have used this exact same phrase in my profile, and it just cuts thru me like a knife not to be part of the DDF club anymore.
The question is, should I even bother to corespond with a man who specifies that he's seeking DDF ladies, and only divulge if a if appears a relationship is developing? If I was on the man's end of this scenerio, I'd be pissed that I had been misled and/or lied to if I wasn't told up front.
OR, is the best way to to tell upfront before a face-to-face meeting at the risk of being rejected due to a knowledge deficit? Crying or Very sad
Location: Beaumont, TX
Response by someone who thinks that anyone not wanting to contract an STD is just PICKY and will not be FUN!! You're shitting me, right? My hoohoo will not make your dick turn purple, is that now a BAD thing?
If it were me and I came across a profile that said "DFF" I would skip over it and move on to the next one. If he is THAT picky then he's not going to be much fun to be around. At least that is how I see it.
I think it's so interesting that people are so picky. Of course I can understand describing yourself so that you can meet people that are the same but how much of a quality person do you think this guy is if he has "DFF" in his profile, ya know??
Don't know if I should sigh or scream that this individual could breed and share this stupidity...
I belong to several online dating sites (i.e. Match). I see men who specify "Drug & Disease Free and looking for same". I have used this exact same phrase in my profile, and it just cuts thru me like a knife not to be part of the DDF club anymore.
The question is, should I even bother to corespond with a man who specifies that he's seeking DDF ladies, and only divulge if a if appears a relationship is developing? If I was on the man's end of this scenerio, I'd be pissed that I had been misled and/or lied to if I wasn't told up front.
OR, is the best way to to tell upfront before a face-to-face meeting at the risk of being rejected due to a knowledge deficit? Crying or Very sad
Location: Beaumont, TX
Response by someone who thinks that anyone not wanting to contract an STD is just PICKY and will not be FUN!! You're shitting me, right? My hoohoo will not make your dick turn purple, is that now a BAD thing?
If it were me and I came across a profile that said "DFF" I would skip over it and move on to the next one. If he is THAT picky then he's not going to be much fun to be around. At least that is how I see it.
I think it's so interesting that people are so picky. Of course I can understand describing yourself so that you can meet people that are the same but how much of a quality person do you think this guy is if he has "DFF" in his profile, ya know??
Don't know if I should sigh or scream that this individual could breed and share this stupidity...
Hung like a horse!
do woman change down there? (down there? like at our toes? Oh you mean the vagina... yes nimrod you spelt it wrong but when your 9.5 inches long who need brains)
I was wondering if woman change as far as their vigina's size goes? Have been together for 16 yrs. she is 42 and i am 49. for about the last 8 months, whenever we have sex-which is usually 3 or 4 times a week- she will only let me use about half of my penis when i enter her. I am 9 1/2 inches long when erect, but can only get about half of it in her before she starts saying that it hurts. Has any other females had this problem and if so, what caused this to occur. We are both healthy and have had a great sex life till now. Any answers??
Response#1: (I am wincing in pain at the thought of your 9.5 inch rod)
just a thought, maybe now she is feeling comfortable enough to tell you its too much and to not go in so deep, maybe it has always hurt her.
Response by poster: (Harder harder harder, she would scream so your just jealous)
know that is not the case at all!! She used to really enjoy our times together and would like when I would use long, hard strokes because she had her hands on my butt pulling me in. She has no idea why the change and her doc says there is nothing wrong in there...
Response #2 (I buy the 5 in cucumbers at the grocery store so I know!)
The math doesn't add up. The average vagina is about four inches long. It can lengthen a bit during arousal but not double or triple in size. It is likely early on in your relationship things were hot and steamy and perhaps she didn't mind the discomfort. At any rate, women don't change in terms of shrinking "down there".
Response by poster: (yup I have these women picturing me naked)
thanks for the reply Gail.. I know for sure that I have not gotten longer, but everything was good till just a few months ago. We could do any position with full penetration, but now it is very limited.
Response #3: (where the hell did you pull 4 inches out of? My hole is bigger than that!)
I don't know where you got the statistic that the average vagina is only 4 inches long. There are many men that are his size and their women don't have a problem accommodating them. Besides he didn't say which doctor said she was completely healthy. Did she go to a gynecologist? Has she had a transvaginal ultrasound to determine if she possibly has endemetriosis (don't know if I spelled that right) or fibroid tumors? Both of those conditions could cause painful intercourse. If she hasn't a transvaginal ultrasound, I would recommend she get one done so she can find out what the problem is. If that comes back normal, maybe the problem is just lubrication (there are some over the counter I understand). At 42, she's likely perimenopausal which changes things for a lot of women. I'm 44 and so far I definitely don't lack lubrication but I understand some women need help in that area the closer they get to menopause.
Response #4: (no see the vagina is only 4 inches deep!)
Its true that the average vagina is only about 4 inches in depth. If it wasnt women, and their doctors, wouldnt be able to reach their cervix. When a women is aroused the vagina elongates. Heres a link for you. http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2067.html
Response #5: (you see when you age, the vagina gets dry like the desert, so you need to lube that big boy up)
They can get dryer. That could cause some discomfort with a man of size. Lube Lube Lube Why didn't God make men with self lubricating glands? I know pre-cum is slipery and all but there just is not that mutch of it. By the time we put the lube in... it's over! Of course withthe way men get excited so easily we would all be walking around with big wet spots on the fronts of our pants or be wearing Rubber traing pants type garments!
Response # 6: (maybe she is just getting old and her women parts are drooping)
I had a friend whose bladder dropped at about that age and she said that made sex very uncomfortable. Maybe she should see her doctor abut the discomfort. --
Response # 7: ( I was thinking the same as you... if you stick your finger up there does it feel like a water balloon?)
Yes, I wondered if it was a prolapse too
Response #8: (Charge? Change? it doesn't matter but what the hell are you going to do with half of this guys dong?)
only half...mmmmmm...cut that half off and send it to me, i can use it. thanks. da bear. and yes women change down there. and they charge down there too.
Response #9: ( at least he wasn't thinking your penis is cute... he is a mortician so he is whacked)
oh huggybear!! Please don't use the word cut when thinking of my penis!!!!LOL And why in the world would you want half a penis??
Response #10: (don't get your package in a tizzy I was just kidding... But I was secretly thinking what I could do with half a penis... I could scare the little gray hair ladies at church with it!)
ITS A JOKE my surgeon told me many years ago. a man couldnt talk, he could only whisper and it was irritating to his wife of twenty years. she said honey you need to find out the cause of why you cant talk, only whisper. so the man went to the doctor and the doctor examined him and said ohhhhhhh i found out why you can only whisper and he told the man it was because he had a sixteen inch penis and it was pulling on his vocal cords. the man whispered oh doctor can you do something about it and the doctor said sure, ill cut off half your penis and im sure you can talk then. The man really wanted to talk so he had the operation. Well all was fine for awhile but of course his wife missed the other eight inches for sex and she sent the man back to the surgeon. he said doctor my wife wants you to re attach my other 8 inches so I can satisfy her with sixteen inches. The doctor whispered, Ill see if i can find that other eight inches. hehe. so i didnt mean to hurt your feelings hehe. now you see why. at least I hope so. best of luck to you. and being a morticians assistant for a long time you would be surprised what i have seen in the penis department. ' DA BEAR
I was wondering if woman change as far as their vigina's size goes? Have been together for 16 yrs. she is 42 and i am 49. for about the last 8 months, whenever we have sex-which is usually 3 or 4 times a week- she will only let me use about half of my penis when i enter her. I am 9 1/2 inches long when erect, but can only get about half of it in her before she starts saying that it hurts. Has any other females had this problem and if so, what caused this to occur. We are both healthy and have had a great sex life till now. Any answers??
Response#1: (I am wincing in pain at the thought of your 9.5 inch rod)
just a thought, maybe now she is feeling comfortable enough to tell you its too much and to not go in so deep, maybe it has always hurt her.
Response by poster: (Harder harder harder, she would scream so your just jealous)
know that is not the case at all!! She used to really enjoy our times together and would like when I would use long, hard strokes because she had her hands on my butt pulling me in. She has no idea why the change and her doc says there is nothing wrong in there...
Response #2 (I buy the 5 in cucumbers at the grocery store so I know!)
The math doesn't add up. The average vagina is about four inches long. It can lengthen a bit during arousal but not double or triple in size. It is likely early on in your relationship things were hot and steamy and perhaps she didn't mind the discomfort. At any rate, women don't change in terms of shrinking "down there".
Response by poster: (yup I have these women picturing me naked)
thanks for the reply Gail.. I know for sure that I have not gotten longer, but everything was good till just a few months ago. We could do any position with full penetration, but now it is very limited.
Response #3: (where the hell did you pull 4 inches out of? My hole is bigger than that!)
I don't know where you got the statistic that the average vagina is only 4 inches long. There are many men that are his size and their women don't have a problem accommodating them. Besides he didn't say which doctor said she was completely healthy. Did she go to a gynecologist? Has she had a transvaginal ultrasound to determine if she possibly has endemetriosis (don't know if I spelled that right) or fibroid tumors? Both of those conditions could cause painful intercourse. If she hasn't a transvaginal ultrasound, I would recommend she get one done so she can find out what the problem is. If that comes back normal, maybe the problem is just lubrication (there are some over the counter I understand). At 42, she's likely perimenopausal which changes things for a lot of women. I'm 44 and so far I definitely don't lack lubrication but I understand some women need help in that area the closer they get to menopause.
Response #4: (no see the vagina is only 4 inches deep!)
Its true that the average vagina is only about 4 inches in depth. If it wasnt women, and their doctors, wouldnt be able to reach their cervix. When a women is aroused the vagina elongates. Heres a link for you. http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2067.html
Response #5: (you see when you age, the vagina gets dry like the desert, so you need to lube that big boy up)
They can get dryer. That could cause some discomfort with a man of size. Lube Lube Lube Why didn't God make men with self lubricating glands? I know pre-cum is slipery and all but there just is not that mutch of it. By the time we put the lube in... it's over! Of course withthe way men get excited so easily we would all be walking around with big wet spots on the fronts of our pants or be wearing Rubber traing pants type garments!
Response # 6: (maybe she is just getting old and her women parts are drooping)
I had a friend whose bladder dropped at about that age and she said that made sex very uncomfortable. Maybe she should see her doctor abut the discomfort. --
Response # 7: ( I was thinking the same as you... if you stick your finger up there does it feel like a water balloon?)
Yes, I wondered if it was a prolapse too
Response #8: (Charge? Change? it doesn't matter but what the hell are you going to do with half of this guys dong?)
only half...mmmmmm...cut that half off and send it to me, i can use it. thanks. da bear. and yes women change down there. and they charge down there too.
Response #9: ( at least he wasn't thinking your penis is cute... he is a mortician so he is whacked)
oh huggybear!! Please don't use the word cut when thinking of my penis!!!!LOL And why in the world would you want half a penis??
Response #10: (don't get your package in a tizzy I was just kidding... But I was secretly thinking what I could do with half a penis... I could scare the little gray hair ladies at church with it!)
ITS A JOKE my surgeon told me many years ago. a man couldnt talk, he could only whisper and it was irritating to his wife of twenty years. she said honey you need to find out the cause of why you cant talk, only whisper. so the man went to the doctor and the doctor examined him and said ohhhhhhh i found out why you can only whisper and he told the man it was because he had a sixteen inch penis and it was pulling on his vocal cords. the man whispered oh doctor can you do something about it and the doctor said sure, ill cut off half your penis and im sure you can talk then. The man really wanted to talk so he had the operation. Well all was fine for awhile but of course his wife missed the other eight inches for sex and she sent the man back to the surgeon. he said doctor my wife wants you to re attach my other 8 inches so I can satisfy her with sixteen inches. The doctor whispered, Ill see if i can find that other eight inches. hehe. so i didnt mean to hurt your feelings hehe. now you see why. at least I hope so. best of luck to you. and being a morticians assistant for a long time you would be surprised what i have seen in the penis department. ' DA BEAR
spit or swallow?
eating semen what can happen? (You ask smarted questions!)
Response # 1: (It tastes like chicken)
It tastes good. High in protein!
Response #2: (So jack off in a cup and try it! No harm in a no thank you helping*)
Not sure about that whole protein thing but no, there's no harm. And if it's your own semen, no possibility of harm. Be sure you are practicing safe sex if you are with any partners with whom you don't know their STD status. --
* No thank you helping is a small portion of a food you don't like but will eat just to satisfy the hostess
Response # 1: (It tastes like chicken)
It tastes good. High in protein!
Response #2: (So jack off in a cup and try it! No harm in a no thank you helping*)
Not sure about that whole protein thing but no, there's no harm. And if it's your own semen, no possibility of harm. Be sure you are practicing safe sex if you are with any partners with whom you don't know their STD status. --
* No thank you helping is a small portion of a food you don't like but will eat just to satisfy the hostess
It looks like the horses are once again safe from the glue factory...
vaginal glue? (Glue? like the stuff that makes things stick?)
recently had a vaginal disharge and i'm not sure what it was. It was, like, a clear gel like substance. it didn't have an odor, but it was like a glue. what could it be??
Response #1: (would it be considered organic? And should we really let our kids use it for arts and crafts? I'd be scared of a topical STD) (Um this guy works with stiff! Honey I think you need a better ventilator at the funeral home. Stop sniffing the formaldehyde!)
It appears that ol Elmer is messing around there somewhere. Id bottle it and sell it, make a little dough. I have the same thing from ears, now that is a problem huh, no smell either and sort of like glue. mmmmmmmm are we giving away secrets? well, my doctor said. if it dont smell dont worry about it. I cant hear anyhow and i guess thats why im a morticians assistant too, my smeller aint workin too well either. but i would see an ob/gyn for yours. i dont think he or she would do me anygood. but then again, one never knows does one. have a fine day. DA BEAR.
Response #2: (I just checked myself out and I have it too... It must be normal)
Sounds like normal vaginal discharge.
Response #3: (Egg white cervical mucus does not make good omelets FYI)
Sounds normal to me - this is what the TTCers call egg white cervical mucus. It happens just before and during ovulation. don't worry about it.
recently had a vaginal disharge and i'm not sure what it was. It was, like, a clear gel like substance. it didn't have an odor, but it was like a glue. what could it be??
Response #1: (would it be considered organic? And should we really let our kids use it for arts and crafts? I'd be scared of a topical STD) (Um this guy works with stiff! Honey I think you need a better ventilator at the funeral home. Stop sniffing the formaldehyde!)
It appears that ol Elmer is messing around there somewhere. Id bottle it and sell it, make a little dough. I have the same thing from ears, now that is a problem huh, no smell either and sort of like glue. mmmmmmmm are we giving away secrets? well, my doctor said. if it dont smell dont worry about it. I cant hear anyhow and i guess thats why im a morticians assistant too, my smeller aint workin too well either. but i would see an ob/gyn for yours. i dont think he or she would do me anygood. but then again, one never knows does one. have a fine day. DA BEAR.
Response #2: (I just checked myself out and I have it too... It must be normal)
Sounds like normal vaginal discharge.
Response #3: (Egg white cervical mucus does not make good omelets FYI)
Sounds normal to me - this is what the TTCers call egg white cervical mucus. It happens just before and during ovulation. don't worry about it.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
I am a slut...don't tell anyone.
By yet another who does not get the public aspect of a public message board.
have an issue my last period was 2/20 until 2/24 i had intercoures that day. then i had intercourses on the 4th of may and the 9th of may. i found out i was pregnant on the 23rd of march. do you know how far along i would be or when was my ovulation. i was unfortunatly with two people on the 4th and the 9th im trying to figure it all out. please keep this private.
By, not an idiot..
You just posted to a public message board... The only way to know is through DNA testing after the birth of the baby
By yet another who does not get the public aspect of a public message board.
have an issue my last period was 2/20 until 2/24 i had intercoures that day. then i had intercourses on the 4th of may and the 9th of may. i found out i was pregnant on the 23rd of march. do you know how far along i would be or when was my ovulation. i was unfortunatly with two people on the 4th and the 9th im trying to figure it all out. please keep this private.
By, not an idiot..
You just posted to a public message board... The only way to know is through DNA testing after the birth of the baby
Your head looks like Darth Vedar's helmet on a very tiny stick...
Original Post:
I have been seeing this guy for about 3 years now and he asked me a question that I couldn't answer. I am hoping for some answers.
He wanted to know how his penis felt to me in detail. I told him that is felt extremely fantistic, nice and hard. He wanted more details, More adjectives.
How would you describe how the penis feels to you while inside of you?
Response #1:(Yeah, good luck with that)
just curious why he wants to know... I think I would be in the same boat if my guy was asking me a question like that. Best of luck to you figuring it out!
Response #2:(what type of a question is that?)
Umm... filling.
Did you ask him to decribe how your vagina feels when he's inside you?
Response #3: (Where do you want me to stick the cucumber?)
would get a cucumber and ask him to bend over for a quick demonstration.
Response #4:(Way too much info chicky. Keep your fluid talk to yourself)
According to one of the blogs on webmd, a woman has the most nerve endings in the lower third of her vagina. I do not know how long my vagina is before you would get to the cervix but it must be pretty long because I can feel every inch of his penis during intercourse. His penis throbs a lot the whole time we are having sex--especially right before he is about to orgasm. Every nerve ending in my vagina is throbing as a result and I have the most incredible vaginal orgasms (sometimes as many as 15 orgasms in one session of lovemaking) because of this. He usually hits my g-spot which seems to be about 3 inches into my vagina which feels great. The harder his penis is, the better it feels. When he hits my g-spot a certain way, alot of a clear watery and odorless substance comes out when I orgasm and it feels wonderful. When my husband orgasms, he shoots a powerful stream of ejaculate (and there's alot of it)and my vagina feels really full and warm and I quite often orgasm again when he does. Does that answer your question? When he asks you how his penis feels inside of you, he probably wants to know if you can feel every inch of his penis and the sensations you feel in your vagina. I would imagine this would vary with every woman depending on how long and how thick her partner's penis is. My husband's is average length but very thick (about 3 inches in diameter!) so I feel everything.
Response#5: ( Oh my, I think this one got off by reading the above post)
Wow ! This is a very beautiful sexy account. You're a very sexy articulate lady. As a guy I'd like to ask you a couple questions- According to the stats I've seen, almost all guys have a penis circumference of 6 inches or less when fully aroused, the average being 5 inches. We also keep hearing that 70% of women orgasm only clitorally. I'm wondering if your extreme pleasure is a function of your guy's extreme girth,( which unless you're off a bit with the math, makes him a real stallion of a man and you one blessed mare). What is your guy's circumference ? Has he done anything to increase it from some more human size ? (If so I'd love to be his student!)
Response#6: (A penis by any other name is just a penis)
I don't think it matters how we would describe a penis (and every one is different anyway). I think the guy wanted you just to talk to him about his penis and probably wouldn't have cared what you said as long as you talked. I suppose he was fishing for compliments ... in his own way ... A little like women who ask "do you like my breasts" and then are somewhat crestfallen and disappointed when the answer is just plain "yes".
Response #7: (drugs are bad um-KAY)
and hey, how did my meatloaf taste the other night when you were over for a home cooked meal. darn I bet it was mouthwatering and delicious and the onions i had in there should have added to the taste plus the hamburger was not hamburger, it was bison and its much better on the fat content, did you notice the tomatoes I used to cook the meatloaf. whew and then some added cheese too right in the inside of the loaf. Then you added ketchup, yuck you really tore me up on that but alas, men like it different. and as for your penis, i like it. it feels good in me and its hot and makes me gooey and...uh..care for another piece of meatloaf kind sire??? DA BEAR as for FCL ..say la veeeee...hehe. goot french.
I have been seeing this guy for about 3 years now and he asked me a question that I couldn't answer. I am hoping for some answers.
He wanted to know how his penis felt to me in detail. I told him that is felt extremely fantistic, nice and hard. He wanted more details, More adjectives.
How would you describe how the penis feels to you while inside of you?
Response #1:(Yeah, good luck with that)
just curious why he wants to know... I think I would be in the same boat if my guy was asking me a question like that. Best of luck to you figuring it out!
Response #2:(what type of a question is that?)
Umm... filling.
Did you ask him to decribe how your vagina feels when he's inside you?
Response #3: (Where do you want me to stick the cucumber?)
would get a cucumber and ask him to bend over for a quick demonstration.
Response #4:(Way too much info chicky. Keep your fluid talk to yourself)
According to one of the blogs on webmd, a woman has the most nerve endings in the lower third of her vagina. I do not know how long my vagina is before you would get to the cervix but it must be pretty long because I can feel every inch of his penis during intercourse. His penis throbs a lot the whole time we are having sex--especially right before he is about to orgasm. Every nerve ending in my vagina is throbing as a result and I have the most incredible vaginal orgasms (sometimes as many as 15 orgasms in one session of lovemaking) because of this. He usually hits my g-spot which seems to be about 3 inches into my vagina which feels great. The harder his penis is, the better it feels. When he hits my g-spot a certain way, alot of a clear watery and odorless substance comes out when I orgasm and it feels wonderful. When my husband orgasms, he shoots a powerful stream of ejaculate (and there's alot of it)and my vagina feels really full and warm and I quite often orgasm again when he does. Does that answer your question? When he asks you how his penis feels inside of you, he probably wants to know if you can feel every inch of his penis and the sensations you feel in your vagina. I would imagine this would vary with every woman depending on how long and how thick her partner's penis is. My husband's is average length but very thick (about 3 inches in diameter!) so I feel everything.
Response#5: ( Oh my, I think this one got off by reading the above post)
Wow ! This is a very beautiful sexy account. You're a very sexy articulate lady. As a guy I'd like to ask you a couple questions- According to the stats I've seen, almost all guys have a penis circumference of 6 inches or less when fully aroused, the average being 5 inches. We also keep hearing that 70% of women orgasm only clitorally. I'm wondering if your extreme pleasure is a function of your guy's extreme girth,( which unless you're off a bit with the math, makes him a real stallion of a man and you one blessed mare). What is your guy's circumference ? Has he done anything to increase it from some more human size ? (If so I'd love to be his student!)
Response#6: (A penis by any other name is just a penis)
I don't think it matters how we would describe a penis (and every one is different anyway). I think the guy wanted you just to talk to him about his penis and probably wouldn't have cared what you said as long as you talked. I suppose he was fishing for compliments ... in his own way ... A little like women who ask "do you like my breasts" and then are somewhat crestfallen and disappointed when the answer is just plain "yes".
Response #7: (drugs are bad um-KAY)
and hey, how did my meatloaf taste the other night when you were over for a home cooked meal. darn I bet it was mouthwatering and delicious and the onions i had in there should have added to the taste plus the hamburger was not hamburger, it was bison and its much better on the fat content, did you notice the tomatoes I used to cook the meatloaf. whew and then some added cheese too right in the inside of the loaf. Then you added ketchup, yuck you really tore me up on that but alas, men like it different. and as for your penis, i like it. it feels good in me and its hot and makes me gooey and...uh..care for another piece of meatloaf kind sire??? DA BEAR as for FCL ..say la veeeee...hehe. goot french.
Those damned germy spermies...
Unprotected sex while pregnant... (by someone who doesn't seem to MIND that they're pregnant and just barely through puberty, it's more interesting to her that they CONTINUE to have sex, now... a little late for your concern, dumbass, where were you before the baby was conceived, with your concern?)
What are the risks of having unprotected sex while pregnant? Please help ASAP, my 17 y/o brother-in-law and his 15 y/o girlfriend are about 3 months pregnant and think that it is okay to be having unprotected sex (and a lot of it). While I'm not exactly sure whether or not he's telling the truth about pulling out before ejaculation, I would like some feed back as to how this could effect the baby (i.e. if he has the stomach flu, or some other kind of illness). HELP!
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Unprotected sex while pregnant... (by the common sense dispenser lady )
Unprotected sex is completely safe unless the doctor has put her on pelvic rest. It doesn't matter whether he pulls out or not because the baby is well protected in there.
Don't worry, the baby will be fine!
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Unprotected sex while pregnant... (by someone who might be using that semi private room in the hospital to their sexual advantage. LOL)
never heard of unprotected sex being bad when your pregnant....
why would it be?? me and my SO have it and im 7 months preggo...
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Unprotected sex while pregnant... (by a poster more patient than me...)
Typically there is no danger in unprotected sex during pregnancy, but STDs are very serious during pregnancy, so if they are not monogomous, they should always use a condom (pulling out won't do anything for STDs). But if they are monogomous and have been tested for STDs, there's no harm in unprotected sex and no need for him to pull out.
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What are the risks of having unprotected sex while pregnant? Please help ASAP, my 17 y/o brother-in-law and his 15 y/o girlfriend are about 3 months pregnant and think that it is okay to be having unprotected sex (and a lot of it). While I'm not exactly sure whether or not he's telling the truth about pulling out before ejaculation, I would like some feed back as to how this could effect the baby (i.e. if he has the stomach flu, or some other kind of illness). HELP!
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Unprotected sex while pregnant... (by the common sense dispenser lady )
Unprotected sex is completely safe unless the doctor has put her on pelvic rest. It doesn't matter whether he pulls out or not because the baby is well protected in there.
Don't worry, the baby will be fine!
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Unprotected sex while pregnant... (by someone who might be using that semi private room in the hospital to their sexual advantage. LOL)
never heard of unprotected sex being bad when your pregnant....
why would it be?? me and my SO have it and im 7 months preggo...
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Unprotected sex while pregnant... (by a poster more patient than me...)
Typically there is no danger in unprotected sex during pregnancy, but STDs are very serious during pregnancy, so if they are not monogomous, they should always use a condom (pulling out won't do anything for STDs). But if they are monogomous and have been tested for STDs, there's no harm in unprotected sex and no need for him to pull out.
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Saturday, March 24, 2007
Desperately looking for a date...
You: unsuspecting lonely sad looking boy on subway.
Me: Girl with blue Urn. I spilled my grandmother on you, I'm sure you remember.
If you see this we should do lunch...this time without grandma.
Craigslist for the date challenged...
Me: Girl with blue Urn. I spilled my grandmother on you, I'm sure you remember.
If you see this we should do lunch...this time without grandma.
Craigslist for the date challenged...
When spelling matters...
DUTCHING? (HUH?)
when is the right time to dutch....how many times a week and why is it important?
~~~response #1(What the fuck does she want to know?)
What is dutching? Going to the Netherlands and wearing wooden shoes? Do you mean douching?
~~~reply from poster:(Where the hell are the Netherlands... having a blonde moment)
Yes! thats what I mean...Thanks... That was funny.hehehe!
~~~response#2 (this one is coming from a man)
Or perhaps "going dutch" meaning each paying their own way. I suspect the first guess was better than mine and I have no opinion on the matter. Not to mention no experience.
~~~reply from poster:(shit, I need to invest in a dictionary)
hahaha! Funny, Really! I just didn't know how to spell it.
~~~response#3 (Settle down class... todays topic is cleaning the vagina)
Now that everyone has had their spelling lesson. Here it goes no one needs to douch, your body will take care of cleansing itself. So douching may just cause other problems so the best bet is not to.
~~~response#4 (I took responder# 3's class)
Unless your doctor has told you to douche, it's really best NOT to do it all. It upsets the delicate balance of bacteria in the vagina and can cause a nasty infection. --
~~~response#5(Honey put down the bong)
you can go dutch on douching, pay the separate bills for the equipment and the douche and like Gail said go to Holland and get some wooden shoes and...naw. just dont douche unless you are told to by a health professional. or a healthy professional or a bear with credentials. best of luck and hey there was a musican named Eddie Duchin. Now you got me wondering if he douched or his wife douched. Its raining here in Denver, so nice and no snow this time. DA BEAR. Hi Chrissy hope you are behaving yourself. hehe.
So there you have it, you can't douche in Holland wearing wooden shoes and picking tulips... this girl needs a dictionary quick!
when is the right time to dutch....how many times a week and why is it important?
~~~response #1(What the fuck does she want to know?)
What is dutching? Going to the Netherlands and wearing wooden shoes? Do you mean douching?
~~~reply from poster:(Where the hell are the Netherlands... having a blonde moment)
Yes! thats what I mean...Thanks... That was funny.hehehe!
~~~response#2 (this one is coming from a man)
Or perhaps "going dutch" meaning each paying their own way. I suspect the first guess was better than mine and I have no opinion on the matter. Not to mention no experience.
~~~reply from poster:(shit, I need to invest in a dictionary)
hahaha! Funny, Really! I just didn't know how to spell it.
~~~response#3 (Settle down class... todays topic is cleaning the vagina)
Now that everyone has had their spelling lesson. Here it goes no one needs to douch, your body will take care of cleansing itself. So douching may just cause other problems so the best bet is not to.
~~~response#4 (I took responder# 3's class)
Unless your doctor has told you to douche, it's really best NOT to do it all. It upsets the delicate balance of bacteria in the vagina and can cause a nasty infection. --
~~~response#5(Honey put down the bong)
you can go dutch on douching, pay the separate bills for the equipment and the douche and like Gail said go to Holland and get some wooden shoes and...naw. just dont douche unless you are told to by a health professional. or a healthy professional or a bear with credentials. best of luck and hey there was a musican named Eddie Duchin. Now you got me wondering if he douched or his wife douched. Its raining here in Denver, so nice and no snow this time. DA BEAR. Hi Chrissy hope you are behaving yourself. hehe.
So there you have it, you can't douche in Holland wearing wooden shoes and picking tulips... this girl needs a dictionary quick!
Friday, March 23, 2007
A sloppy request
Previous begging post
Ok, so I'll just say again, I hope we get plenty of people posting stuff (I think there are 20+ potential authors that I've asked to join us), commenting on stuff and just reading this stuff.
Here is what my line of thinking was for putting this together (aside from essentially copying the idea from a wonderful lady who used to do it back in 2005, but has been invited to contribute here, now, as well):
This blog is TOTALLY not all TTC related, it can be about anything. My PREFERENCE would be staying away from the mental health boards as a general rule, because at least those people already REALIZE they're f-ed up and are trying to get support. BUT, if you see a trainwreck of sorts just too damned funny to pass up, then go for it! If it gets submitted to me and seems too mean to post, then I'll just ask that you post it yourself. LOL I don't mind taking shit over something, but would rather you get your own blame when it's due. LMAO
I'm also thinking that providing links to the websites we found them on and such should be a no-no. I don't want this to turn into us connecting the wide world of idiot psychos to the lambs, so to speak.
Please feel free to post things, yourself. I've just been making my own comments bold so you can tell the difference, easily. I think that's the easiest way to do it. I sent out a total of 20+ requests for people to write on it, so I'm hoping that those who opted to join in do that!
I figured, between all of us, we'd see some funny shit. It doesn't HAVE to be message board stuff, but those are easy pickins. It also, by NO MEANS, needs to be based on only one message board community at all. Go anywhere, look for the goofiest shit you can find, and post it! :o)
Another thing, which I'll try to help with if I see it got missed, is taking out the poster's name and info. If you copy a post from Webmd, for example, and paste it to the blog with all the names in it, the names will often turn into links and that's when anyone could see it and go make messes that we don't want the mods to have to clean up.
Any other rules to live by that anyone can think of? Also, did I forget to invite anyone???
If I know you, you can be added to the author's area. If not, then email me and I'll post your submissions (it's on the right side of the page, OR poeticjustice117@yahoo.com). Yes, it IS that exciting. :o)
Let's have fun with this, shall we?
Ok, so I'll just say again, I hope we get plenty of people posting stuff (I think there are 20+ potential authors that I've asked to join us), commenting on stuff and just reading this stuff.
Here is what my line of thinking was for putting this together (aside from essentially copying the idea from a wonderful lady who used to do it back in 2005, but has been invited to contribute here, now, as well):
This blog is TOTALLY not all TTC related, it can be about anything. My PREFERENCE would be staying away from the mental health boards as a general rule, because at least those people already REALIZE they're f-ed up and are trying to get support. BUT, if you see a trainwreck of sorts just too damned funny to pass up, then go for it! If it gets submitted to me and seems too mean to post, then I'll just ask that you post it yourself. LOL I don't mind taking shit over something, but would rather you get your own blame when it's due. LMAO
I'm also thinking that providing links to the websites we found them on and such should be a no-no. I don't want this to turn into us connecting the wide world of idiot psychos to the lambs, so to speak.
Please feel free to post things, yourself. I've just been making my own comments bold so you can tell the difference, easily. I think that's the easiest way to do it. I sent out a total of 20+ requests for people to write on it, so I'm hoping that those who opted to join in do that!
I figured, between all of us, we'd see some funny shit. It doesn't HAVE to be message board stuff, but those are easy pickins. It also, by NO MEANS, needs to be based on only one message board community at all. Go anywhere, look for the goofiest shit you can find, and post it! :o)
Another thing, which I'll try to help with if I see it got missed, is taking out the poster's name and info. If you copy a post from Webmd, for example, and paste it to the blog with all the names in it, the names will often turn into links and that's when anyone could see it and go make messes that we don't want the mods to have to clean up.
Any other rules to live by that anyone can think of? Also, did I forget to invite anyone???
If I know you, you can be added to the author's area. If not, then email me and I'll post your submissions (it's on the right side of the page, OR poeticjustice117@yahoo.com). Yes, it IS that exciting. :o)
Let's have fun with this, shall we?
Thursday, March 22, 2007
If you just agree with me for a minute, we can have sex.
Wow, if you agree with me, we can do the dirty deed. If you don't, then I don't think that even people that agree with you should have sex with you. Maybe this girl thinks that she and HER like-minded planet-mates are the ONLY ones who should EVER procreate, again... God Love Ya, R88888...
One shouldn't have sex with people who have very different views on reproductive rights.
By R***** on February 19, 2007
I think I have a right to birth control pills, condoms, an abortion should I need one, etc. And one of the ways I can help to encourage that right is to not have sex with people who think that I don't. Their views effectively mean that they think I should be punished for having sex, so clearly they think I should be having less sex. The natural consequence of that is that I think nobody should have sex with them. As I am pro-choice, I don't have sex with people who aren't, and I encourage other people to do likewise. If no pro-lifer could get laid, they'd probably change their views, and even if they didn't, they'd have what they deserve.
Were I pro-life, I certainly wouldn't have sex with anyone who wasn't. And I think no male who is pro-life should have sex with a female who isn't, since it is the woman's choice whether or not to abort, and he would be running the risk of causing an action he considers to be wrong. If you have sex with someone who is pro-choice where there is any risk of a baby being created, and you aren't female, you are effectively consenting to an abortion.
Now, if you're a pro-choice man and you have sex with a woman who absolutely would not have an abortion, you are either okay with raising that child or an idiot. But it does get more complicated as you can be personally against an abortion for yourself but okay with not taking away the choice from others.
If you're a pro-choice woman, than you really shouldn't have sex with a man whose views disagree with you, but you at least need the man to be okay with whatever level of care and support you expect from him should a child ensue, otherewise again, you're stupid.
This obviously only applies for consensual sex. Any situation that involves non-consensual sex just sucks and there is a clearly very wrong action on the part of the person doing the forcing, but no fault for the person who had no choice.
I wonder if this chick was drunk as hell when she typed this up or what.
One shouldn't have sex with people who have very different views on reproductive rights.
By R***** on February 19, 2007
I think I have a right to birth control pills, condoms, an abortion should I need one, etc. And one of the ways I can help to encourage that right is to not have sex with people who think that I don't. Their views effectively mean that they think I should be punished for having sex, so clearly they think I should be having less sex. The natural consequence of that is that I think nobody should have sex with them. As I am pro-choice, I don't have sex with people who aren't, and I encourage other people to do likewise. If no pro-lifer could get laid, they'd probably change their views, and even if they didn't, they'd have what they deserve.
Were I pro-life, I certainly wouldn't have sex with anyone who wasn't. And I think no male who is pro-life should have sex with a female who isn't, since it is the woman's choice whether or not to abort, and he would be running the risk of causing an action he considers to be wrong. If you have sex with someone who is pro-choice where there is any risk of a baby being created, and you aren't female, you are effectively consenting to an abortion.
Now, if you're a pro-choice man and you have sex with a woman who absolutely would not have an abortion, you are either okay with raising that child or an idiot. But it does get more complicated as you can be personally against an abortion for yourself but okay with not taking away the choice from others.
If you're a pro-choice woman, than you really shouldn't have sex with a man whose views disagree with you, but you at least need the man to be okay with whatever level of care and support you expect from him should a child ensue, otherewise again, you're stupid.
This obviously only applies for consensual sex. Any situation that involves non-consensual sex just sucks and there is a clearly very wrong action on the part of the person doing the forcing, but no fault for the person who had no choice.
I wonder if this chick was drunk as hell when she typed this up or what.
Ewwww. You did IT, WHERE???
YES, I really found this on the net. No, it's NOT something I made up, it is a "list of things to do". One of the things listed is:
Have sex somewhere I probably shouldn't
One person said: (I say gross, but she says that THE best place to have sex IS:)
Have it Your Way
McDonald’s Women’s Bathroom Stall . . . Louisa <3's Brian like Exhibitionists <3 public stalls.
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Jan 20, 02:09PM PST 3 cheers (Oh, shit, people actually CHEERED for the crapper idea. Nice.)
A stupid chick with an equally stupid ex-boyfriend who's smart enough to reach through the bars, but not smart enough to get a real girlfriend said:
At first we thought we weren’t going to be able to get into the tower: the door was locked. Luckily, my ex-boyfriend was smart enough to reach through the bars (the door was like that of a jail cell) and unlock it. High-tech security right there. Totally worth it! I’m sure there’s someone out there who happened to look up that night and see our silhouettes, but that’s ok. We had our fun, took our time, and didn’t get caught!
Just another quick DUUUHHHHHH pause for the above.
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Here's a charmer for you, folks. Could this be YOUR KID? We're talking a SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM HERE. Nice teacher presence, or hell, maybe it WAS the teacher. :o) Like or look @ them, not much of an education going on, but she'll be PG before she graduates, or at least have some VD thing going on.
During my swim class, changing into bathingsuits. Let’s just say I won’t like @ our school’s locker rooms the same again. ;] ROFLMAO.
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Errrr, another pair who should be STUDYING instead of SCREWING, but hell, at least it sounds like this one MIGHT be in college, at least...?
My boyfriend asked if I wanted to try anything new, so I whispered “come with me”, grabbed his hand, and off we went.
Let’s just say I’ll never look at the student center or the campus library the same way again ;-)
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asleepintheback (WTF, just think how turned on YOU'D be by doing it in the toilets! Oh, baby, flush me, baby, flush me...)
I did this once – well a few times actually – in the toilets at my last job. And somehow got away with it everytime. It’s a lot of fun trying to keep the smiling from your face afterwards!
1 cheer | 2 comments (nope, I didn't look, I didn't want to know what kind of people would cheer or comment on this one)
Have sex somewhere I probably shouldn't
One person said: (I say gross, but she says that THE best place to have sex IS:)
Have it Your Way
McDonald’s Women’s Bathroom Stall . . . Louisa <3's Brian like Exhibitionists <3 public stalls.
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Jan 20, 02:09PM PST 3 cheers (Oh, shit, people actually CHEERED for the crapper idea. Nice.)
A stupid chick with an equally stupid ex-boyfriend who's smart enough to reach through the bars, but not smart enough to get a real girlfriend said:
At first we thought we weren’t going to be able to get into the tower: the door was locked. Luckily, my ex-boyfriend was smart enough to reach through the bars (the door was like that of a jail cell) and unlock it. High-tech security right there. Totally worth it! I’m sure there’s someone out there who happened to look up that night and see our silhouettes, but that’s ok. We had our fun, took our time, and didn’t get caught!
Just another quick DUUUHHHHHH pause for the above.
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Here's a charmer for you, folks. Could this be YOUR KID? We're talking a SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM HERE. Nice teacher presence, or hell, maybe it WAS the teacher. :o) Like or look @ them, not much of an education going on, but she'll be PG before she graduates, or at least have some VD thing going on.
During my swim class, changing into bathingsuits. Let’s just say I won’t like @ our school’s locker rooms the same again. ;] ROFLMAO.
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Errrr, another pair who should be STUDYING instead of SCREWING, but hell, at least it sounds like this one MIGHT be in college, at least...?
My boyfriend asked if I wanted to try anything new, so I whispered “come with me”, grabbed his hand, and off we went.
Let’s just say I’ll never look at the student center or the campus library the same way again ;-)
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asleepintheback (WTF, just think how turned on YOU'D be by doing it in the toilets! Oh, baby, flush me, baby, flush me...)
I did this once – well a few times actually – in the toilets at my last job. And somehow got away with it everytime. It’s a lot of fun trying to keep the smiling from your face afterwards!
1 cheer | 2 comments (nope, I didn't look, I didn't want to know what kind of people would cheer or comment on this one)
There's a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza, Dear Liza
This hole... by D***
Hey guys, I got this hole right below my Tail bone that will not go away. Im not too sure how long its been there but it has been bleeding everyday for about a little over a month. The blood is very bright red. Im very concerned about it. Even though its just a few drops a day. It often bothers me. Its about the size of a small pen. Please help.
You say your concerned but you have yet to anything about it. You have 2 choices here:
1. call your doctor and have it evaluated or..
2. Put a band aide on it and pray it doesn't go gangrene on you.
Seriously, do you take the short bus?
Hey guys, I got this hole right below my Tail bone that will not go away. Im not too sure how long its been there but it has been bleeding everyday for about a little over a month. The blood is very bright red. Im very concerned about it. Even though its just a few drops a day. It often bothers me. Its about the size of a small pen. Please help.
You say your concerned but you have yet to anything about it. You have 2 choices here:
1. call your doctor and have it evaluated or..
2. Put a band aide on it and pray it doesn't go gangrene on you.
Seriously, do you take the short bus?
Underage drinking is caused by uneducated prostitutes?
This comes from another site but thought it was too good to pass up!
This is proof that americans are mentally sick! Your gonna detere drinking by banning them from being chauffered?? If kids are gonna have an alcoholic beverage I surely wouldn't be that stupid and ban them from being driven to and from their prom. Just cause a few hooligans are in the crowd shouldn't label everyone as a troubled teen. Are you gonna shelter them from every experience so they become tame little vegetables with no possibility of allowing them to use their common senses? Lets ban adults that insist on dwarfing human growth.
any kind of substance abuse comes from dead beat parents and the teens should not be held liable for their wayward behavior. I think they should start imprisoning these women who endlessly spawn without care and that is where the problems lie with society having to worry. When will women start closing their legs and get an education and start supporting themselves then maybe they won't think they can just hatch unwanted kids for the rest of us to worry about.It's really sad how low self esteems american women have that they feel their only contribution to the world is to spread their legs.
This is proof that americans are mentally sick! Your gonna detere drinking by banning them from being chauffered?? If kids are gonna have an alcoholic beverage I surely wouldn't be that stupid and ban them from being driven to and from their prom. Just cause a few hooligans are in the crowd shouldn't label everyone as a troubled teen. Are you gonna shelter them from every experience so they become tame little vegetables with no possibility of allowing them to use their common senses? Lets ban adults that insist on dwarfing human growth.
any kind of substance abuse comes from dead beat parents and the teens should not be held liable for their wayward behavior. I think they should start imprisoning these women who endlessly spawn without care and that is where the problems lie with society having to worry. When will women start closing their legs and get an education and start supporting themselves then maybe they won't think they can just hatch unwanted kids for the rest of us to worry about.It's really sad how low self esteems american women have that they feel their only contribution to the world is to spread their legs.
Get your head out of your ass...
Gynecologists by M**** (What in the world are you smoking to come up with a question like this?)
Can anyone here agree with me that male gynecologists are just professional perverts?
~~~D***
Uhhh no. Why do you think that. (That is what I am wondering)
~~~ M*** (no seriously you need to just shut it)
just imagine- a man whose job is to look at vaginas and massage breasts. dont you think that in order to decide to go to med school for that specialty at 24 that there is a bit of mischief or perversion involved?
~~~D*** (um ewwwwwwww)
Oh yeah, smelly infections and pap smears are so sexy. I know they get me hot.
~~~B*** (I'll give you my experience with the vagina doctor and tell you of my testes exam)
My response may be that of a fish out of water……. At one point my wife's OB/GYN was male. I attended visits on several occasions (when she was pregnant). Everything always seemed normal and highly professional. My wife never reported feeling uneasy at all; with or without me being there. I have to assume that, as with all professions, there are some that are better than others; but given the amount of training, education and schooling involved - I have a hard time thinking they would be perverts. I would also have to think that a good deal of the problems they would need to diagnose wouldn't exactly be alluring. I'll offer this. My female MD showed me how to check myself for signs of testicular cancer; a process in which she gently rolled each testicle between her thumb and index/middle finger. To me, there wasn't anything creepy about it - nor would I expect she received any collateral thrill from it.
~~~S*** (Hey perv why the hell do you want to know? did you?)
I'm curious, when she showed you this, did you get an erection? What was her reaction?
~~~SO*** (all right I feel i need to analyze you a bit more to understand)
No. By your analogy would all pediatricians and teachers be pedophiles? Choosing a particular medical field of practice has nothing to do with one's sexual preferences. My (male) gynecologist is gay - I doubt he chose the profession because of any perversions having to do with women. --
~~~M*** to SO*** ( teachers? pediatricians? no I want to talk about the gyneocologist)
I think that if one wanted to be teacher would reflect his/her desire to learn and express that interest to others, wether it be grade school to college. Pediatricians seemingly would have the desire to help and give children the best possible start to their lives. But the question remains in my head (no matter how unsavory it may be to some) about male gynecologists
~~~C*** (I am secretly wondering what his wife's hoo hoo looks like)
If that question remains than I guess it will remain for a long time, as women have repeatedly said they never felt creeped out and women have a prettty good sense about things like that. Anyway can you imagine what this mans wife has to do to impress him if that is his main objective. Poor woman.
~~~SO*** to M*** ( huh? i don't get it)
Why is it so far-fetched in your mind that male gynecologists don't have the same desires as teachers, pediatricians, social workers, etc. to help people?
~~~B*** ( honey you seem to normal to be in this conversation)
Let me turn the question. Has anyone ever had anything happen with their gynecologist that they thought was off base? Has anyone every had anything with an OB/GYN happen that they questioned as being innapropriate? I'm not digging for dirt - it is more of a "I wonder if some people believe OB/GYNs are perverted or presume them guilty due to their proximity and access to a woman's vagina and anus". I don't see it that way. I've had some lower GI-related things done - and no one involved got any pleasure out of it. Similarly. I have never had any sexual pleasure from having my penis/testicles examined by my MD. What am I missing from the argument?
~~~D*** ( I am in the health field so let me set you straight)
Cant say i've ever had any experiences with a gyn that i thought were crossed the line. The first practice i went to 4 of the 5 doctors were men. They were all very professional and very sensitive and gentle. And pelvic exams, pap smears, breast exams, ect. are not pleasent and have never been sexually pleasing in any way. Especially during pregnancy when they're trying to reach your cervix. OUCH! Anytime i've had a pelvic and/or breast exam a nurse has always been present, regardless of whether the doc was male or female. This is to protect the doctor and the patient. And considering all the nasty things gyn's see (like infections, STD's, ect) i highly doubt gyn's are perverts or get pleasure out of doing pelvics and such. Just like any other doctor they want to keep their patients healhty. And many gyn's are ob's as well so they probably enjoy helping women bring children into the world.
~~~L*** ( don't let me do your taxes my math skills suck)
My doctor is first a surgeon specializing in the abdomen. He has been in my body up to his elbows. Always professional but he can be funny and friendly too. I like him and yesterday he had his hand in my pants checking my pains. Still professional. I think medicine is a calling and of course, there are some jokers out there. Mostly on tv. I know of four doctors who wanted to have sex with patients to get their jollies and none were gyns except one. Well, I guess that makes about 1/4 of them might be over sexed.
~~~J*** (let me introduce you to the ice queens)
No, not at all. After a few weeks of being a gyn resident, I'm sure it's "if you've seen one, you've seen 'em all." All my male gynos have been wonderful and the three female gynos I've had have been...peculiar. Two were ice queens and one was just...peculiar. Hard to have a conversation with. There's absolutely nothing sexual about a yearly gyn exam.
~~~F*** (Show me the vagina money)
My assumption has always been that men that go into gynecolgy do so because it is incredibly lucrative. Keep in mind that they do more than just look at vagina's and breasts. Most are OB's too, and they deliver babies, and from a business stand point it is a good financial risk to guess that for about 50% of your patient base you can count on at least 1 if not more $2500-$5000 dollar births...much more if a woman has complications or infertility issues that you can help with. A pregnant woman has infinately more office visits, that take infinitely less time than that of a GP or some other specialities, so it is reasonable to assume that they can see more patients daily, thus increasing there income potential exponentially. And not to be rude, but look around you. How many women in your daily life would you even WANT to see naked? I'm sure there are many patients that neglect hygeine, and that don't have Victoria's Secret model bodies, and that quite frankly have some unsexual issues happening with their intimate parts. Most of what a gyne deals with happens internally anyway. I'm guessing that the average cervix and uterus don't do much for any guy. Just my opinion...
~~~L*** (thanks for setting us straight...)
lot stay out of this practice or move from it because malpractice insurance is so expensive and the liability so great. I some small towns you can not find a GYN that will deliver a baby. They have given up that area of practice due to liability issues. OB/GYN's and anesthesiologist have the highest malpractice costs of any physicians. Fertility has become a specialty unto its self seperate from the OB/GYNs office in most cases.
~~~C*** ( Ummm, no! please fill me in... big hands mean what?)
Well, I guess I'm the only one in the boat who wished mine HAD been a perv.....had nice LARGE, manly hands....and you know what they say about big hands.............. naaaahhhh, just kiddin.
~~~A*** (hey shithead a proctologist can probly help you get your head out of your ass... and maybe find your missing gerbil)
What does that make a Proctologist?
~~~G*** ( I'm going to give you some history ... back in my day)
And a urologist? Of course gynecologists are not "professional perverts". Having worked with a number over the years in health care, I have to say that they do not view their patients as sexual objects and get no "thrill" out of viewing breasts, vagina's or other body parts. Your kind of thinking goes back to a time where male physicians were not allowed to examine their female patients unless the patients were dressed in long gowns and physicians were discouraged from even viewing their naked bodies. Very archiac thinking. And very poor medical care provided to these women.
~~~MH*** (ewwww old wrinkly vagina talk)
A doctor goes through and awful lot of education, training, schooling, and expense, years and years of school, for what...to look at an obese 70 year old woman's privates? Any guy that went through all of that for a thrill has surely been disappointed.
~~~A ***to MH*** ( I now have a mission in life... to find a beautiful vagina)
was going to be a little crass too Mark, but thought better of it...but since you opened the door..I am going to say what I was thinking... I think gynecology is a risky profession, because once you have seen up close and personal all of the really icky things that can go wrong with the vagina, and all of the really unpleasant sights and orders that can be associated with it, I would wonder if even the most beautiful vagina in the world would hold any allure whatsoever. A lot of us don't just go to the gyny to show off our nice, sweet smelling, sexy girl parts...lots of us go in with stuff discharging, or inflamations or smells that are down right embarrassing... I agree...if some guy was JUST looking for a cheap thrill there are better professions...how bout porn movie cameraman...he probably sees as many as a gyny and they are all 'dressed up and ready to go.'
~~~L*** ( Praise the lord and get a clue)
The men who do become doctors have so much more character to them than the narrow-minded view you seem to have of women, especially. For them to have the view you think they have, they'd have to see women only sexually, and no other way. My doc told me once that delivering babies was the highlight of his life and he will never ever get tired of what a miracle it is that women can give birth...he also said he just loved being able to help couples start families. Professional pervert? You are seriously missing the whole point. 100 years ago I would've died during childbirth, as many women did, so I thank God my doc was as wonderful as he is. Get a clue.
~~~MH*** (Mickey Mouse vs. The Vagina)
Even if you have an attractive woman in the stirrups, there's always supposed to be a female medical tech in the room, and the environment is very sterile. Then there's the repetition: hundreds and hundreds of vagina's in every state of confusion, and belonging to every type and age of woman. That idea doesn't do anything for me, and I can imagine reaching a point where the last thing in the world I'd want to see when I got home was my wife's privates. I remember when I was 18 I worked at Disneyland. Sounds great eh? Except that when Disneyland becomes a job its not fun, its work, and that is a different kettle of fish entirely...no inference inteneded. Nope, any doctor that starts out thinking they're going to see lots of naked babes is going to get more than they bargained for.
~~~B to MH (A bit off topic)
You worked at the park? So did I.
~~~MH to B ( I am an old SOB)
Yup, I worked at the Tragic Kingdom from 72-73 I was a deck hand on the boat crew, and in fact for awhile I belonged to the Inland Boatman's Union of the Pacific!
~~~LI*** ( I'm sorry but I don't understand the words coming out of your mouth)
I liked the Disneyland reference. I love to go out to eat in restaurants, and I've worked in many of them as well. I'm a pretty good tipper BECAUSE I KNOW how hard (and under appreciatated) that type of work is. Does serving look like fun? If you are somewhat decent at it, it should--that's your job--making people enjoy themselves and want to come back to your restaurant. But it often takes a whole lot of hard work on your part for the guests to "think" that your job is fun and easy. I never thought in these terms about a gyn, but now I do. What a tough job it must be to try to get apprehensive women to relax enough for basic examinations. Aye! I'm overdue for mine, and you can bet I will be thinking about this next time I go in for it. Pervert? Oh my, no. Dedicated patient person? Oh my, yes.
~~~KD*** (Hey don't pick on the mentally ill)
Only men who were stuck with a junior high mentality. And those types wouldn't have what it takes to make it through 4 grueling years of med school and another 2 to become licensed and board certified.
Can anyone here agree with me that male gynecologists are just professional perverts?
~~~D***
Uhhh no. Why do you think that. (That is what I am wondering)
~~~ M*** (no seriously you need to just shut it)
just imagine- a man whose job is to look at vaginas and massage breasts. dont you think that in order to decide to go to med school for that specialty at 24 that there is a bit of mischief or perversion involved?
~~~D*** (um ewwwwwwww)
Oh yeah, smelly infections and pap smears are so sexy. I know they get me hot.
~~~B*** (I'll give you my experience with the vagina doctor and tell you of my testes exam)
My response may be that of a fish out of water……. At one point my wife's OB/GYN was male. I attended visits on several occasions (when she was pregnant). Everything always seemed normal and highly professional. My wife never reported feeling uneasy at all; with or without me being there. I have to assume that, as with all professions, there are some that are better than others; but given the amount of training, education and schooling involved - I have a hard time thinking they would be perverts. I would also have to think that a good deal of the problems they would need to diagnose wouldn't exactly be alluring. I'll offer this. My female MD showed me how to check myself for signs of testicular cancer; a process in which she gently rolled each testicle between her thumb and index/middle finger. To me, there wasn't anything creepy about it - nor would I expect she received any collateral thrill from it.
~~~S*** (Hey perv why the hell do you want to know? did you?)
I'm curious, when she showed you this, did you get an erection? What was her reaction?
~~~SO*** (all right I feel i need to analyze you a bit more to understand)
No. By your analogy would all pediatricians and teachers be pedophiles? Choosing a particular medical field of practice has nothing to do with one's sexual preferences. My (male) gynecologist is gay - I doubt he chose the profession because of any perversions having to do with women. --
~~~M*** to SO*** ( teachers? pediatricians? no I want to talk about the gyneocologist)
I think that if one wanted to be teacher would reflect his/her desire to learn and express that interest to others, wether it be grade school to college. Pediatricians seemingly would have the desire to help and give children the best possible start to their lives. But the question remains in my head (no matter how unsavory it may be to some) about male gynecologists
~~~C*** (I am secretly wondering what his wife's hoo hoo looks like)
If that question remains than I guess it will remain for a long time, as women have repeatedly said they never felt creeped out and women have a prettty good sense about things like that. Anyway can you imagine what this mans wife has to do to impress him if that is his main objective. Poor woman.
~~~SO*** to M*** ( huh? i don't get it)
Why is it so far-fetched in your mind that male gynecologists don't have the same desires as teachers, pediatricians, social workers, etc. to help people?
~~~B*** ( honey you seem to normal to be in this conversation)
Let me turn the question. Has anyone ever had anything happen with their gynecologist that they thought was off base? Has anyone every had anything with an OB/GYN happen that they questioned as being innapropriate? I'm not digging for dirt - it is more of a "I wonder if some people believe OB/GYNs are perverted or presume them guilty due to their proximity and access to a woman's vagina and anus". I don't see it that way. I've had some lower GI-related things done - and no one involved got any pleasure out of it. Similarly. I have never had any sexual pleasure from having my penis/testicles examined by my MD. What am I missing from the argument?
~~~D*** ( I am in the health field so let me set you straight)
Cant say i've ever had any experiences with a gyn that i thought were crossed the line. The first practice i went to 4 of the 5 doctors were men. They were all very professional and very sensitive and gentle. And pelvic exams, pap smears, breast exams, ect. are not pleasent and have never been sexually pleasing in any way. Especially during pregnancy when they're trying to reach your cervix. OUCH! Anytime i've had a pelvic and/or breast exam a nurse has always been present, regardless of whether the doc was male or female. This is to protect the doctor and the patient. And considering all the nasty things gyn's see (like infections, STD's, ect) i highly doubt gyn's are perverts or get pleasure out of doing pelvics and such. Just like any other doctor they want to keep their patients healhty. And many gyn's are ob's as well so they probably enjoy helping women bring children into the world.
~~~L*** ( don't let me do your taxes my math skills suck)
My doctor is first a surgeon specializing in the abdomen. He has been in my body up to his elbows. Always professional but he can be funny and friendly too. I like him and yesterday he had his hand in my pants checking my pains. Still professional. I think medicine is a calling and of course, there are some jokers out there. Mostly on tv. I know of four doctors who wanted to have sex with patients to get their jollies and none were gyns except one. Well, I guess that makes about 1/4 of them might be over sexed.
~~~J*** (let me introduce you to the ice queens)
No, not at all. After a few weeks of being a gyn resident, I'm sure it's "if you've seen one, you've seen 'em all." All my male gynos have been wonderful and the three female gynos I've had have been...peculiar. Two were ice queens and one was just...peculiar. Hard to have a conversation with. There's absolutely nothing sexual about a yearly gyn exam.
~~~F*** (Show me the vagina money)
My assumption has always been that men that go into gynecolgy do so because it is incredibly lucrative. Keep in mind that they do more than just look at vagina's and breasts. Most are OB's too, and they deliver babies, and from a business stand point it is a good financial risk to guess that for about 50% of your patient base you can count on at least 1 if not more $2500-$5000 dollar births...much more if a woman has complications or infertility issues that you can help with. A pregnant woman has infinately more office visits, that take infinitely less time than that of a GP or some other specialities, so it is reasonable to assume that they can see more patients daily, thus increasing there income potential exponentially. And not to be rude, but look around you. How many women in your daily life would you even WANT to see naked? I'm sure there are many patients that neglect hygeine, and that don't have Victoria's Secret model bodies, and that quite frankly have some unsexual issues happening with their intimate parts. Most of what a gyne deals with happens internally anyway. I'm guessing that the average cervix and uterus don't do much for any guy. Just my opinion...
~~~L*** (thanks for setting us straight...)
lot stay out of this practice or move from it because malpractice insurance is so expensive and the liability so great. I some small towns you can not find a GYN that will deliver a baby. They have given up that area of practice due to liability issues. OB/GYN's and anesthesiologist have the highest malpractice costs of any physicians. Fertility has become a specialty unto its self seperate from the OB/GYNs office in most cases.
~~~C*** ( Ummm, no! please fill me in... big hands mean what?)
Well, I guess I'm the only one in the boat who wished mine HAD been a perv.....had nice LARGE, manly hands....and you know what they say about big hands.............. naaaahhhh, just kiddin.
~~~A*** (hey shithead a proctologist can probly help you get your head out of your ass... and maybe find your missing gerbil)
What does that make a Proctologist?
~~~G*** ( I'm going to give you some history ... back in my day)
And a urologist? Of course gynecologists are not "professional perverts". Having worked with a number over the years in health care, I have to say that they do not view their patients as sexual objects and get no "thrill" out of viewing breasts, vagina's or other body parts. Your kind of thinking goes back to a time where male physicians were not allowed to examine their female patients unless the patients were dressed in long gowns and physicians were discouraged from even viewing their naked bodies. Very archiac thinking. And very poor medical care provided to these women.
~~~MH*** (ewwww old wrinkly vagina talk)
A doctor goes through and awful lot of education, training, schooling, and expense, years and years of school, for what...to look at an obese 70 year old woman's privates? Any guy that went through all of that for a thrill has surely been disappointed.
~~~A ***to MH*** ( I now have a mission in life... to find a beautiful vagina)
was going to be a little crass too Mark, but thought better of it...but since you opened the door..I am going to say what I was thinking... I think gynecology is a risky profession, because once you have seen up close and personal all of the really icky things that can go wrong with the vagina, and all of the really unpleasant sights and orders that can be associated with it, I would wonder if even the most beautiful vagina in the world would hold any allure whatsoever. A lot of us don't just go to the gyny to show off our nice, sweet smelling, sexy girl parts...lots of us go in with stuff discharging, or inflamations or smells that are down right embarrassing... I agree...if some guy was JUST looking for a cheap thrill there are better professions...how bout porn movie cameraman...he probably sees as many as a gyny and they are all 'dressed up and ready to go.'
~~~L*** ( Praise the lord and get a clue)
The men who do become doctors have so much more character to them than the narrow-minded view you seem to have of women, especially. For them to have the view you think they have, they'd have to see women only sexually, and no other way. My doc told me once that delivering babies was the highlight of his life and he will never ever get tired of what a miracle it is that women can give birth...he also said he just loved being able to help couples start families. Professional pervert? You are seriously missing the whole point. 100 years ago I would've died during childbirth, as many women did, so I thank God my doc was as wonderful as he is. Get a clue.
~~~MH*** (Mickey Mouse vs. The Vagina)
Even if you have an attractive woman in the stirrups, there's always supposed to be a female medical tech in the room, and the environment is very sterile. Then there's the repetition: hundreds and hundreds of vagina's in every state of confusion, and belonging to every type and age of woman. That idea doesn't do anything for me, and I can imagine reaching a point where the last thing in the world I'd want to see when I got home was my wife's privates. I remember when I was 18 I worked at Disneyland. Sounds great eh? Except that when Disneyland becomes a job its not fun, its work, and that is a different kettle of fish entirely...no inference inteneded. Nope, any doctor that starts out thinking they're going to see lots of naked babes is going to get more than they bargained for.
~~~B to MH (A bit off topic)
You worked at the park? So did I.
~~~MH to B ( I am an old SOB)
Yup, I worked at the Tragic Kingdom from 72-73 I was a deck hand on the boat crew, and in fact for awhile I belonged to the Inland Boatman's Union of the Pacific!
~~~LI*** ( I'm sorry but I don't understand the words coming out of your mouth)
I liked the Disneyland reference. I love to go out to eat in restaurants, and I've worked in many of them as well. I'm a pretty good tipper BECAUSE I KNOW how hard (and under appreciatated) that type of work is. Does serving look like fun? If you are somewhat decent at it, it should--that's your job--making people enjoy themselves and want to come back to your restaurant. But it often takes a whole lot of hard work on your part for the guests to "think" that your job is fun and easy. I never thought in these terms about a gyn, but now I do. What a tough job it must be to try to get apprehensive women to relax enough for basic examinations. Aye! I'm overdue for mine, and you can bet I will be thinking about this next time I go in for it. Pervert? Oh my, no. Dedicated patient person? Oh my, yes.
~~~KD*** (Hey don't pick on the mentally ill)
Only men who were stuck with a junior high mentality. And those types wouldn't have what it takes to make it through 4 grueling years of med school and another 2 to become licensed and board certified.
That is just the way a penis is made...
Zit like things on penis?
What are they. There just like zits but on your penis.
~~~response #1- I got them too!
yeah but there not big i dont know what they are
~~~response#2- There is a medical name for them...
Fordyce spots. They are harmless, and almost everybody has them
~~~ Response#3- by I got them too once again
thanks is there a way to get rid of them?
~~~ Response #4 - by #2
no. short of laser surgery, which would leave a bunch of scars that would look worse. it's just the way a penis is made.
I guess guys do care what it looks like!
What are they. There just like zits but on your penis.
~~~response #1- I got them too!
yeah but there not big i dont know what they are
~~~response#2- There is a medical name for them...
Fordyce spots. They are harmless, and almost everybody has them
~~~ Response#3- by I got them too once again
thanks is there a way to get rid of them?
~~~ Response #4 - by #2
no. short of laser surgery, which would leave a bunch of scars that would look worse. it's just the way a penis is made.
I guess guys do care what it looks like!
Where do I get these so called "magic" pills?
A pill that can make your johnson grow... these are every girl's dream pills. These sound better than magic Jack and the beanstalk beans...
Pills for penis enlargement:
I have heard that these pills do in fact increase the size of your member. Has anyone also heard this?
~~~Response #1 - Grow penis grow!
Only when inserted under the skin, and then only temporarily. Think about it. How rich would the guy be who invented a pill that would grow your penis? That man or woman's name would be on every news broadcast, every stock market report, etc. He would be buying Bill Gates, just because he could.
~~~Response#2 Mod
No pill or potion can enlarge your sex organ, so don't waste your money. However, you can do a lot to make more of what you've got. Click on the link below to see what sex expert Michael Castleman has to say about penis size. -- http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/biggie-size-penis link added incase you wanted to check out the options to supersize your man!
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Pills for penis enlargement:
I have heard that these pills do in fact increase the size of your member. Has anyone also heard this?
~~~Response #1 - Grow penis grow!
Only when inserted under the skin, and then only temporarily. Think about it. How rich would the guy be who invented a pill that would grow your penis? That man or woman's name would be on every news broadcast, every stock market report, etc. He would be buying Bill Gates, just because he could.
~~~Response#2 Mod
No pill or potion can enlarge your sex organ, so don't waste your money. However, you can do a lot to make more of what you've got. Click on the link below to see what sex expert Michael Castleman has to say about penis size. -- http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/biggie-size-penis link added incase you wanted to check out the options to supersize your man!
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Um, maybe you should stop stroking the little guy
Shock Fear
Last year, my bladder was so stressed that when I masturbated, it pulled that muscle. I had shock pain in the testes and groin area for a month. Its been 5 months since that injury. I masturbated 4 days ago and I fear that I pull that muscle every time I masturbate. Today Ive felt minor shocks probably caused by stressed. What are the odds of pulling that muscle again? What should I do? Has anyone pulled that muscle like me and if so, how long did it take you to heal?
~~~Response
I've been in pain with masturbation once in a while , even to the extent I was in pain when I walked but I don't know what you are going through to the point you needed surgury. How do you masturbate? Maybe it's your technique ,try doing it another way.
Patient: doctor it hurts when I do this.
Doctor: then don't do that...
Last year, my bladder was so stressed that when I masturbated, it pulled that muscle. I had shock pain in the testes and groin area for a month. Its been 5 months since that injury. I masturbated 4 days ago and I fear that I pull that muscle every time I masturbate. Today Ive felt minor shocks probably caused by stressed. What are the odds of pulling that muscle again? What should I do? Has anyone pulled that muscle like me and if so, how long did it take you to heal?
~~~Response
I've been in pain with masturbation once in a while , even to the extent I was in pain when I walked but I don't know what you are going through to the point you needed surgury. How do you masturbate? Maybe it's your technique ,try doing it another way.
Patient: doctor it hurts when I do this.
Doctor: then don't do that...
What HPT to take? HELP by a social butterfly
Im having a lot of new symptoms and I cant tell if im pregnant or the new symptoms are because of my new birth control, the ring. I took a pregnancy test at 5pm yesterday. It was an old “Answer” test I had from a few months ago. It came back negative, but with all the new changes, I want to be safe then sorry. I have an active life with lots of cocktail parties, and Im afraid to wait another week and a half to see if I have a missed period to determine pregnancy or not. I know there are “early response” test, you can take, but how early is too early? And what kind do I buy…. What brand? Im scheduled to start my period April 1st, but I cant wait that long!! HELP!
The responses:
THE MOD!
Even the best "early response" tests are only accurate a couple of days
before your missed period. No test will be accurate 10 days before. Any time you have unprotected sex or do not use birth control exactly as prescribed, pregnancy is a possibility. While there are certain times of the month when conception is more likely, it's not possible to rule it out on any given day. Sperm can live inside a woman's body for up to three days, and if ovulation occurs within a day or two after intercourse, fertilization can occur. Pregnancy symptoms often mimic PMS, so what you may or may not be feeling isn't an indication either way. The only way to answer the question "Am I pregnant?" is to take a home pregnancy test after your period is late.
HOME PREGNANCY TESTS:
Home pregnancy tests can detect the presence of a pregnancy hormone (called human chorionic gonadotropin, or hCG) in a sample of urine. High levels of hCG are produced during pregnancy. The home tests are very similar to the pregnancy tests done on urine in most doctors' offices.
~~~ Response #2 - more the suck it up deal type of person.
I'm sorry but if you're not scheduled to get your period until April 1st, you are just going to have to wait a while longer. Even the most sensitive of HPTs won't detect the hormone until perhaps 4 days before your missed period. Sorry
~~~ Response #3 - i've been there done that... I know best.
Well, you probably will have to wait that long. When I was pregnant with my first I was almost 2 weeks late before I got a positive. So taking a test 1.5 yearly isn't going to give you an accurate answer. The early tests are up to 5 days before, but they don't always work, it all depends on how much hcg is in your system. When you do take a test always use your first morning urine since it's the most concentrate.
~~~ Response #4- go for the big guns... go for a bloodtest.
You should always take a test with your first bathroom run of the day. The brand name of "Early Response" states you can take it 5 days before your missed period. **But it states that it is not 99.9% accurate until the day after your first missed period. If you would like to know before 3-28-07, than I suggest that you get a blood test done at your dr. Before I had a pos. test with my daughter, I tried taking a test a week & 1/2 to two weeks before (my missed period) because I felt that I knew that I was prego, and it came out neg. If you can't get a blood test and can't wait until at least 3-28-07, then I would stay away from the cocktails.
At least this one won't be breeding now that she has the "ring" and a social life. Cheers!
The responses:
THE MOD!
Even the best "early response" tests are only accurate a couple of days
before your missed period. No test will be accurate 10 days before. Any time you have unprotected sex or do not use birth control exactly as prescribed, pregnancy is a possibility. While there are certain times of the month when conception is more likely, it's not possible to rule it out on any given day. Sperm can live inside a woman's body for up to three days, and if ovulation occurs within a day or two after intercourse, fertilization can occur. Pregnancy symptoms often mimic PMS, so what you may or may not be feeling isn't an indication either way. The only way to answer the question "Am I pregnant?" is to take a home pregnancy test after your period is late.
HOME PREGNANCY TESTS:
Home pregnancy tests can detect the presence of a pregnancy hormone (called human chorionic gonadotropin, or hCG) in a sample of urine. High levels of hCG are produced during pregnancy. The home tests are very similar to the pregnancy tests done on urine in most doctors' offices.
~~~ Response #2 - more the suck it up deal type of person.
I'm sorry but if you're not scheduled to get your period until April 1st, you are just going to have to wait a while longer. Even the most sensitive of HPTs won't detect the hormone until perhaps 4 days before your missed period. Sorry
~~~ Response #3 - i've been there done that... I know best.
Well, you probably will have to wait that long. When I was pregnant with my first I was almost 2 weeks late before I got a positive. So taking a test 1.5 yearly isn't going to give you an accurate answer. The early tests are up to 5 days before, but they don't always work, it all depends on how much hcg is in your system. When you do take a test always use your first morning urine since it's the most concentrate.
~~~ Response #4- go for the big guns... go for a bloodtest.
You should always take a test with your first bathroom run of the day. The brand name of "Early Response" states you can take it 5 days before your missed period. **But it states that it is not 99.9% accurate until the day after your first missed period. If you would like to know before 3-28-07, than I suggest that you get a blood test done at your dr. Before I had a pos. test with my daughter, I tried taking a test a week & 1/2 to two weeks before (my missed period) because I felt that I knew that I was prego, and it came out neg. If you can't get a blood test and can't wait until at least 3-28-07, then I would stay away from the cocktails.
At least this one won't be breeding now that she has the "ring" and a social life. Cheers!
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