Wednesday, March 28, 2007

It looks like the horses are once again safe from the glue factory...

vaginal glue? (Glue? like the stuff that makes things stick?)

recently had a vaginal disharge and i'm not sure what it was. It was, like, a clear gel like substance. it didn't have an odor, but it was like a glue. what could it be??

Response #1: (would it be considered organic? And should we really let our kids use it for arts and crafts? I'd be scared of a topical STD) (Um this guy works with stiff! Honey I think you need a better ventilator at the funeral home. Stop sniffing the formaldehyde!)
It appears that ol Elmer is messing around there somewhere. Id bottle it and sell it, make a little dough. I have the same thing from ears, now that is a problem huh, no smell either and sort of like glue. mmmmmmmm are we giving away secrets? well, my doctor said. if it dont smell dont worry about it. I cant hear anyhow and i guess thats why im a morticians assistant too, my smeller aint workin too well either. but i would see an ob/gyn for yours. i dont think he or she would do me anygood. but then again, one never knows does one. have a fine day. DA BEAR.

Response #2: (I just checked myself out and I have it too... It must be normal)
Sounds like normal vaginal discharge.

Response #3: (Egg white cervical mucus does not make good omelets FYI)
Sounds normal to me - this is what the TTCers call egg white cervical mucus. It happens just before and during ovulation. don't worry about it.

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