Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Hung like a horse!

do woman change down there? (down there? like at our toes? Oh you mean the vagina... yes nimrod you spelt it wrong but when your 9.5 inches long who need brains)

I was wondering if woman change as far as their vigina's size goes? Have been together for 16 yrs. she is 42 and i am 49. for about the last 8 months, whenever we have sex-which is usually 3 or 4 times a week- she will only let me use about half of my penis when i enter her. I am 9 1/2 inches long when erect, but can only get about half of it in her before she starts saying that it hurts. Has any other females had this problem and if so, what caused this to occur. We are both healthy and have had a great sex life till now. Any answers??

Response#1: (I am wincing in pain at the thought of your 9.5 inch rod)
just a thought, maybe now she is feeling comfortable enough to tell you its too much and to not go in so deep, maybe it has always hurt her.

Response by poster: (Harder harder harder, she would scream so your just jealous)
know that is not the case at all!! She used to really enjoy our times together and would like when I would use long, hard strokes because she had her hands on my butt pulling me in. She has no idea why the change and her doc says there is nothing wrong in there...

Response #2 (I buy the 5 in cucumbers at the grocery store so I know!)
The math doesn't add up. The average vagina is about four inches long. It can lengthen a bit during arousal but not double or triple in size. It is likely early on in your relationship things were hot and steamy and perhaps she didn't mind the discomfort. At any rate, women don't change in terms of shrinking "down there".

Response by poster: (yup I have these women picturing me naked)
thanks for the reply Gail.. I know for sure that I have not gotten longer, but everything was good till just a few months ago. We could do any position with full penetration, but now it is very limited.

Response #3: (where the hell did you pull 4 inches out of? My hole is bigger than that!)
I don't know where you got the statistic that the average vagina is only 4 inches long. There are many men that are his size and their women don't have a problem accommodating them. Besides he didn't say which doctor said she was completely healthy. Did she go to a gynecologist? Has she had a transvaginal ultrasound to determine if she possibly has endemetriosis (don't know if I spelled that right) or fibroid tumors? Both of those conditions could cause painful intercourse. If she hasn't a transvaginal ultrasound, I would recommend she get one done so she can find out what the problem is. If that comes back normal, maybe the problem is just lubrication (there are some over the counter I understand). At 42, she's likely perimenopausal which changes things for a lot of women. I'm 44 and so far I definitely don't lack lubrication but I understand some women need help in that area the closer they get to menopause.

Response #4: (no see the vagina is only 4 inches deep!)
Its true that the average vagina is only about 4 inches in depth. If it wasnt women, and their doctors, wouldnt be able to reach their cervix. When a women is aroused the vagina elongates. Heres a link for you. http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2067.html

Response #5: (you see when you age, the vagina gets dry like the desert, so you need to lube that big boy up)
They can get dryer. That could cause some discomfort with a man of size. Lube Lube Lube Why didn't God make men with self lubricating glands? I know pre-cum is slipery and all but there just is not that mutch of it. By the time we put the lube in... it's over! Of course withthe way men get excited so easily we would all be walking around with big wet spots on the fronts of our pants or be wearing Rubber traing pants type garments!

Response # 6: (maybe she is just getting old and her women parts are drooping)
I had a friend whose bladder dropped at about that age and she said that made sex very uncomfortable. Maybe she should see her doctor abut the discomfort. --

Response # 7: ( I was thinking the same as you... if you stick your finger up there does it feel like a water balloon?)
Yes, I wondered if it was a prolapse too

Response #8: (Charge? Change? it doesn't matter but what the hell are you going to do with half of this guys dong?)
only half...mmmmmm...cut that half off and send it to me, i can use it. thanks. da bear. and yes women change down there. and they charge down there too.

Response #9: ( at least he wasn't thinking your penis is cute... he is a mortician so he is whacked)
oh huggybear!! Please don't use the word cut when thinking of my penis!!!!LOL And why in the world would you want half a penis??

Response #10: (don't get your package in a tizzy I was just kidding... But I was secretly thinking what I could do with half a penis... I could scare the little gray hair ladies at church with it!)
ITS A JOKE my surgeon told me many years ago. a man couldnt talk, he could only whisper and it was irritating to his wife of twenty years. she said honey you need to find out the cause of why you cant talk, only whisper. so the man went to the doctor and the doctor examined him and said ohhhhhhh i found out why you can only whisper and he told the man it was because he had a sixteen inch penis and it was pulling on his vocal cords. the man whispered oh doctor can you do something about it and the doctor said sure, ill cut off half your penis and im sure you can talk then. The man really wanted to talk so he had the operation. Well all was fine for awhile but of course his wife missed the other eight inches for sex and she sent the man back to the surgeon. he said doctor my wife wants you to re attach my other 8 inches so I can satisfy her with sixteen inches. The doctor whispered, Ill see if i can find that other eight inches. hehe. so i didnt mean to hurt your feelings hehe. now you see why. at least I hope so. best of luck to you. and being a morticians assistant for a long time you would be surprised what i have seen in the penis department. ' DA BEAR

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