Your head looks like Darth Vedar's helmet on a very tiny stick...

Original Post:

I have been seeing this guy for about 3 years now and he asked me a question that I couldn't answer. I am hoping for some answers.

He wanted to know how his penis felt to me in detail. I told him that is felt extremely fantistic, nice and hard. He wanted more details, More adjectives.

How would you describe how the penis feels to you while inside of you?

Response #1:(Yeah, good luck with that)
just curious why he wants to know... I think I would be in the same boat if my guy was asking me a question like that. Best of luck to you figuring it out!

Response #2:(what type of a question is that?)
Umm... filling.
Did you ask him to decribe how your vagina feels when he's inside you?

Response #3: (Where do you want me to stick the cucumber?)
would get a cucumber and ask him to bend over for a quick demonstration.

Response #4:(Way too much info chicky. Keep your fluid talk to yourself)
According to one of the blogs on webmd, a woman has the most nerve endings in the lower third of her vagina. I do not know how long my vagina is before you would get to the cervix but it must be pretty long because I can feel every inch of his penis during intercourse. His penis throbs a lot the whole time we are having sex--especially right before he is about to orgasm. Every nerve ending in my vagina is throbing as a result and I have the most incredible vaginal orgasms (sometimes as many as 15 orgasms in one session of lovemaking) because of this. He usually hits my g-spot which seems to be about 3 inches into my vagina which feels great. The harder his penis is, the better it feels. When he hits my g-spot a certain way, alot of a clear watery and odorless substance comes out when I orgasm and it feels wonderful. When my husband orgasms, he shoots a powerful stream of ejaculate (and there's alot of it)and my vagina feels really full and warm and I quite often orgasm again when he does. Does that answer your question? When he asks you how his penis feels inside of you, he probably wants to know if you can feel every inch of his penis and the sensations you feel in your vagina. I would imagine this would vary with every woman depending on how long and how thick her partner's penis is. My husband's is average length but very thick (about 3 inches in diameter!) so I feel everything.

Response#5: ( Oh my, I think this one got off by reading the above post)
Wow ! This is a very beautiful sexy account. You're a very sexy articulate lady. As a guy I'd like to ask you a couple questions- According to the stats I've seen, almost all guys have a penis circumference of 6 inches or less when fully aroused, the average being 5 inches. We also keep hearing that 70% of women orgasm only clitorally. I'm wondering if your extreme pleasure is a function of your guy's extreme girth,( which unless you're off a bit with the math, makes him a real stallion of a man and you one blessed mare). What is your guy's circumference ? Has he done anything to increase it from some more human size ? (If so I'd love to be his student!)

Response#6: (A penis by any other name is just a penis)
I don't think it matters how we would describe a penis (and every one is different anyway). I think the guy wanted you just to talk to him about his penis and probably wouldn't have cared what you said as long as you talked. I suppose he was fishing for compliments ... in his own way ... A little like women who ask "do you like my breasts" and then are somewhat crestfallen and disappointed when the answer is just plain "yes".

Response #7: (drugs are bad um-KAY)
and hey, how did my meatloaf taste the other night when you were over for a home cooked meal. darn I bet it was mouthwatering and delicious and the onions i had in there should have added to the taste plus the hamburger was not hamburger, it was bison and its much better on the fat content, did you notice the tomatoes I used to cook the meatloaf. whew and then some added cheese too right in the inside of the loaf. Then you added ketchup, yuck you really tore me up on that but alas, men like it different. and as for your penis, i like it. it feels good in me and its hot and makes me gooey and...uh..care for another piece of meatloaf kind sire??? DA BEAR as for FCL ..say la veeeee...hehe. goot french.